Guess bwaysinger's dog's name — Page 7

#151

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:08am

Great. I have to call my lawyer again.

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#152

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:08am

aren't you only half, Robbo?

#153

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:09am

1/2 gay?

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#154

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:09am

half & half

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#155

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:09am

Half dwarf?

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#156

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:10am

There's a creamer joke in this, but it's not coming to me. Oh wait -- it just did.

#157

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:10am

Ewwwwwww.

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#158

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:12am

Do another riddle, Calvin...

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#159

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:13am

Riddle me that, Calvin!

#160

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:14am

yeah, calvin do a riddle for somms' dog's name.

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#161

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:15am

How is a raven like a writing desk?

a) Because they don't know the words!
b) To get to the Shell station!
c) One is a phony buck, and the other is a bony...
d) Elvis Parsley!

Updated On: 4/18/06 at 12:15 AM

#162

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:15am

SOMMS' dog has a name?

#163

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:15am

Who is SOMMS?

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#164

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:18am

there's a gas leak where calvin lives too, apparently.

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#165

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:20am

Beans again, Calvin?

#166

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:21am

Who knew this thread had the potential to go downhill?

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#167

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:21am

um, Rath... it started going downhill on page one!

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#168

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:21am

everyone did. where have you been, Rath?

#169

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:23am

I thought it began all the way downhill?

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#170

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:24am

are we slaloming to Hell?

#171

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:25am

I'm already there...

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#172

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:26am

When I was in high school physics, we had to hit golf balls and measure how far they went to determine the height they reached. Having never played golf before, my ball rolled straight in front of me across the field. The physics teacher (who was also the baseball coach, incidentally) measured the distance and told me to calculate how high my ball had traveled. Somehow, the answer came out to be a negative number.

The moral: I have the inate ability to take things lower than you possibly think they can go.

#173

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:28am

*wild applause*

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#174

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:29am

Addy goes for the gold!

Calvin's a negative nellie!

Physics is evil!

#175

re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name

Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:29am

I'm Nellie!

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson