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Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
#150re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:08amGreat. I have to call my lawyer again.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#153re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:09amhalf & half
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#154re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:09amHalf dwarf?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#155re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:10amThere's a creamer joke in this, but it's not coming to me. Oh wait -- it just did.
#156re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:10amEwwwwwww.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#157re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:12amDo another riddle, Calvin...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#159re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:14amyeah, calvin do a riddle for somms' dog's name.
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#160re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:15am
How is a raven like a writing desk?
a) Because they don't know the words!
b) To get to the Shell station!
c) One is a phony buck, and the other is a bony...
d) Elvis Parsley!
Updated On: 4/18/06 at 12:15 AM
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#162re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:15amWho is SOMMS?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#163re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:18amthere's a gas leak where calvin lives too, apparently.
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kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#165re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:21amWho knew this thread had the potential to go downhill?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#166re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:21amum, Rath... it started going downhill on page one!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#167re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:21ameveryone did. where have you been, Rath?
#168re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:23amI thought it began all the way downhill?
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#170re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:25amI'm already there...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#171re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:26am
When I was in high school physics, we had to hit golf balls and measure how far they went to determine the height they reached. Having never played golf before, my ball rolled straight in front of me across the field. The physics teacher (who was also the baseball coach, incidentally) measured the distance and told me to calculate how high my ball had traveled. Somehow, the answer came out to be a negative number.
The moral: I have the inate ability to take things lower than you possibly think they can go.
#172re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:28am*wild applause*
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#173re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:29am
Addy goes for the gold!
Calvin's a negative nellie!
Physics is evil!
#174re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/18/06 at 12:29amI'm Nellie!
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
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