Just for you all, a photo pictorial of the Elphapug's adventures in his very own thread.
The Elphapug was enjoying a very restful sleep last night, dreaming of chasing small children whose pants pockets were laden with bacon and cheese.
Suddenly, a very disturbing dream overtook him, awakening him from his slumber in confusion and, strangely, abject terror.
Not knowing what else to do, the Elphapug attempted to login to Broadwayworld but soon realized he was gnawing on a plastic burger and not Bwaysinger's laptop.
After clearing up the confusion, Bwaysinger got the Elphapug onto Broadwayworld, where he viewed his very first thread. The result of reading the abnormal posts from around midnight last night? The Little poochie attempted to swim the Hudson just to escape.
Thank you all and goodnight.