Gypsy SPOILERS

[PalJoey]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:25am

Louise becomes a stripper.

Herbie throws up and walks out.

Rose sings a very long song.

Updated On: 7/18/07 at 10:25 AM

[D2]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:27am

Loudly.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:28am

Do they show the throwing up like in Hostel?

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:30am

Thanks for not telling us what happens to Baby June. I'm on the edge of my seat.

[D2]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:31am

Oh, she leaves and ends up living longer than all of them.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:32am

Oh well, crap. Thanks a lot. No sense seeing it now.

[D2]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:33am

That's what the real June said. Last week.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:38am

June runs off with Tulsa and doesn't come back after the intermission.

Tulsa turns out to be straight!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:40am

So the show is totally unrealistic?

[Calvin]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:41am

What happens to Rose's dad? Does he ever get that golden railroad thingie back from the pawn shop?

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:42am

Does Harry die?

[Calvin]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:44am

Did Uncle Jocko get Balloon Girl's mom preggers?

[D2]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:45am

Not her mom. Her sister.

[Kringas]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:47am

Why do they call them strippers when most of them never strip?

[Calvin]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:48am

Why not both? Couldn't it turn out that he's actually Balloon Girl's father?

What a twist!

And did they cut the scene where Rose runs over the hobo during the "Some People" reprise?

[D2]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:51am

Yes. In Philly, in 1959.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:51am

Oh screw the balloon girl. I want to know if Harry dies.

[Kringas]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:53am

Harry doesn't, but Chowsie does.

[D2]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:53am

I think Uncle Jocko did.

I don't know if Harry dies. If I did, I would tell you.

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 10:56am

Thanks, D2. I always trust Kringas' sources. Him, not so much.

[South Fl Marc]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 11:28am

Does Mr. Goldstone ever get an eggroll?
Why does Ms. Cratchit quit, change her name and become a stripper. And why doesn't anyone recognize her?
Do the rest of the newsboys become escorts or gay porn stars?

Inquiring minds want to know?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 11:31am

Will there ever be a Gypsy reunion show on PBS, like the one they did for Lez Miz, with all of the Rose's standing in a row singing Rose's Turn?

[folkyboy]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 11:49am

i love this thread!

[D2]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 11:55am

All of the Roses, SOMMS? Does that include Frances Sadowsky, from the Grey Wig Players?

How about all the Louises and Junes? Who'd like to see Sandra Church and Lane Bradbury?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 7/18/07 at 12:09pm

I want to see Sandra Church so I can ask her "Was sleeping with Jule Styne worth 'Little Lamb'?"