I have a better Parents story--
Mom drags dad to a PFLAG meeting. Queer son arrive late. In dads bravado attempt at acceptance, he chats up an extremely hairy, still pimply at 49, slightly hunchbacked man. Since both son and said man are both 'homosexual', they must have a lot in common! Dad gives out sons phone number.
I avoid him the entire evening and spend a week dodging his messages.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston