HEATH/ JAKE SAG AWARDS?- Page 17

[BSoBW3]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:36am

You tattling bigot!

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:38am

I like more than three hours of sleep a night!

And I'm prejudiced against people who don't!

[BSoBW3]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:40am

I can't believe you TOLD on me!

Ugh. Disgrace!

[robbiej]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 11:13am

Dear SingaSongwithAnitaBryant,

I'm feeling a little blue today. Blue not like 'Blue State'...heavens no...Blue like depressed. There's this guy here that's really totally cute. He's got blond hair and blue eyes (I know...so does everyone else), but he also has this adorable little scar over his right eye. It just gets me all tingly down there. Anyway...we were hanging out last night, drinking Fresca (diet, of course), and he put on a CD. It was Whitney Houston. And I was like, 'Hmmm...shouldn't we be listening to, like, Kenny Chesney (HE'S SO CUTE TOO!)?" I said to Hans (that's his name), "Why are we listening to this black chick?" And he said, "Cause I really like her music!" I didn't know what to say...so I made a REALLY funny joke. I said, "Well...with her crack habit, she'll be dead soon...so one less to worry about!" SO FUNNY, RIGHT? Hans didn't think so. He took his CD and went back to his cabin. I saw him on line this morning for breakfast...but he wouldn't look at me. I feel so fat!

I miss you...

xoxox
robbie

[Sing a Song With Me]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 11:21am

Dearest RobertJ,
I, too, know the same of opening up to someone who likes the darkies.
Why, here today at fat internment camp (where I'm working as a guard, NOT a fatty fat!), some silly cow of a b*tch had a Queen Latifah movie hidden under her pillow! Right below a low-budget version of "Mein Kampf" produced by Pat Robertson.
I mean, who was SHE fooling?
But the worst part was, when I tattled on her to the Camp head counselor, he actually smirked at me for calling Queen LatifaT one of "them."
Who is he? Does he not know that they get you like this? First you like their music, then you're ok with them marrying your children, then all the blue eyes and blond hair are just a distant memory.
Sincerely,
SingASongWithThoseAryanNationGirlsFromCalifornia.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 11:35am

You've Got BigotMail

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:19pm

Best kind of mail there is.

[Kringas]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:23pm

I'm partial to chain mail, myself.

[Sing a Song With Me]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:24pm

That chain mail was made by a midget, Kringas. Didn't you see The Lord of the Rings?
Ergo, it's not good for a bigot.
Or are you one of those people who pretends to be a bigot but you're secretly helping the enemy?

[Kringas]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:25pm

What I do with midgets in the privacy of my own home ain't no one's business?

And my iPod likes to get in on the chain mail fun sometimes, too.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:26pm

^^ Obviously the best chain mail.

[LorelaiGilmore]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:27pm

sorry to threadjack, or kind of, umm getting back on topic

i think that they were having problems reading the teleprompter, along with like everybody(sandra bullock admitted to making up half of the crash intro, jeremy piven messed up)

i think that was a theme, along with tripping, i.e. sean pyfron(DH)and jamie lee curtis

oh and sorry if this was mentioned already, i didn't want to read through all 18 pages

[Kringas]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:28pm

Was that from Raul's private collection? Is that how he lounges around the house?

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:29pm

You wish.

Hell, *I* wish.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:33pm

Did the dryer help, Em? Did you shrink enough?

What more do I have to do, Big-Ol'-Bigot?

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:34pm

I think you should call my bigot only-dates-midgets-should-be-lover and ask.

[Sing a Song With Me]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:35pm

You guys suck. You continue to make fun of what it is to be a bigot (and wannabeabigot) even after we've all asked you to stop.
Please. Please, stop.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:36pm

Obviously, you just can't take the high art of advanced bigotry. Be gone!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:39pm

Do you have his number, Em?

You shut your bigoted mouth, SingaSongWithBigots! Unless it is to sing a bigoted song...

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:40pm

No, he wouldn't let me have it because I'm not a midget and he's a (very hot) bigot.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:46pm

should we put you in the washer with lots of hot water then and try that approach? I mean, it's hard enough being either a bigot or a midget. But both at the same time?

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:48pm

Putting me in the washer is not cure for bigotry. I'm THAT bad.

*climbs in washer anyway*

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:50pm

*adds the bigoted fabric softener*

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:51pm

*wears chain mail*

I am now all kinds of attractive to bigots who are just not that into me.

Updated On: 2/1/06 at 01:51 PM

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 2/1/06 at 1:53pm

will the chain mail rust in the wash? Or does it have bigoted anti-rust coating on it?