HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
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Joined: 12/31/69
#1HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
Posted: 12/3/08 at 10:27am
"Philadelphia "musical director and choreographer" Stepp Stewart breathlessly describes working out next to Barack Obama for NBC Philadelphia, and this one is somehow even worse. Stepp's amazing tale (all emphasis his), below:
This morning, I was late! I was gonna be on the treadmill (at the Philadelphia Sports Club on Hamilton Street) by 6. It’s more like 6:30.
I run. I’m done. I go to the shower, get all cleaned up and I’m just about to put my lotion on and I hear a rumor that someone is coming. Obama! And he’s gonna be here in 30 minutes!
Girl, I put my sweat-drenched, funky-smellin’ clothes right back on, got right back on the floor and started fakin’ a workout!"
Demeaning Gay Stereotype Exercises Next To Hottest President Ever
voiceanthliveth
Chorus Member Joined: 7/22/08
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#2re: HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
Posted: 12/3/08 at 10:32amI can think of a lot more offensive gay stereotypes than this guy.
voiceanthliveth
Chorus Member Joined: 7/22/08
#3re: HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
Posted: 12/3/08 at 10:42ambet he smells of shey butter and lots of Acqua Di Gio !!
#4re: HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
Posted: 12/3/08 at 10:52amAt least his neck isn't soft as butter (wink, wink)
#5re: HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
Posted: 12/3/08 at 2:40pmAs soon as I read the title of this thread, I immediately thought of JFK Jr. Softest hands I ever touched.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#6re: HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
Posted: 12/3/08 at 2:49pmIt puts the lotion in the basket.
#7re: HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
Posted: 12/3/08 at 3:01pmI once rode in an elevator with Phil Gramm, and he didn't even wish to acknowledge my existence. Somehow, I think his hands would have been more like cottage cheese than butter.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#8re: HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
Posted: 12/3/08 at 3:04pmWhy does that guy keep writing "all the sudden"? Is that a contemporary colloquialism of the young people of today?
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#9re: HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
Posted: 12/3/08 at 3:27pmPeople who say "all the sudden" also say "for all intensive purposes."
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#10re: HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
Posted: 12/3/08 at 4:00pmI like when they use "Literally!" even thought what they mean it "NOT Literally" as in "People were literally melting, it was so hot!"
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#11re: HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
Posted: 12/3/08 at 4:02pmI could care less about people like that.
#12re: HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
Posted: 12/3/08 at 6:16pmHe, like Curly, keeps his gloves filled with Vaseline to keep his hands soft!
#14re: HIS HANDS WERE SOFT AS BUTTER!
Posted: 12/4/08 at 8:44amAMAZED? Or, AMAAAHZED?
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