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Haggard is a "heterosexual with complications"
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Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#50re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 2/2/09 at 1:41am
"I don't give a crap about his Jesus issues."
Can I hear an 'Amen'?
AMEN!
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#51re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 2/2/09 at 9:50amYou know, once upon a time I also had Jesus issues in regard to my love of the cock. You know how I solved it? I got over Jesus. Would that more people follow that path.
#52re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 2/2/09 at 10:23am
Oh please. Jesus was gayer than a gym bunny on Fire Island.
Hanging around with 12 "apostles", drinking wine, and nary a woman in sight except a whore who didn't "know how to love him".
....but the world goes 'round
#53re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 2/4/09 at 8:25am
Things got a little more "complicated" yesterday. From Pam Spaulding's account of Michelangelo Signorile's interview with Grant Haas, the most recent of Haggard's "complications" to come forward:
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* Classic sleaze: Haas was asked by Haggard about the young man's sexual preferences in the bedroom -- bondage, toys, groups, bathhouses, top, bottom, versatile, drugs. Ted told Haas that "since I preferred to be in a "top" position that it would be easy to become straight because "an asshole is similar to a vagina." And eventually Ted started ask about oral, anal, rimming, porn, etc. and explained a "party formula" involving taking crystal-meth, poppers, Viagra, renting pornography and jerking off alone or with others. Haggard also told Hass that he knew a lot of people who were into this type of activity and found it very enjoyable.
* After going on and on in detail about same-sex action, Haggard would then back off and tell Haas that he needed to find a good woman to marry. And listen to this: Haggard offered up his daughter as a dating/marriage prospect for Haas! Knowingly offering to guide his own daughter into a relationship with a closeted man!
* New Life Church had this program called 24-7. It was a program for young men (18-23) who were troubled and trying to get their lives together. They memorized scripture and such, but one feature of the program was the boot camp, that involved intense physical work outs, shaving their heads, etc. So all these cut and hot young men were watched closely by Ted and another church member Christopher Beard, who ran the program. Both went to the gym with these young men, and regularly watched them shower and change clothes. Beard told Haas that "he had the best job in the world" watching the guys in the locker room.
Beard left the church not long after Haggard was expelled; he left over sexual misconduct. It's not known whether this was with men. Haas said that Beard was obsessive about helping Hass overcome his homosexuality to an uncomfortable degree.
* Ted Haggard's drug problem was way worse than disclosed. He was high while up at the pulpit at times, and once contacted Haas from an airport where Ted was high as a kite and had done so much meth that he was sick and staggering around. He sent messages to Haas saying "the room is spinning" , "I think I'm gonna throw up", and "I did way too much". He also went into detail via text about how he had bought porn, poppers, and meth and that he jerked off for hours. Ted also told him that he tied up his testicles to some rod (I didn't catch the rest of this kink).
* Haas said that Gayle Haggard knew a whole lot more about what kind of kinky gay Ted activity was going on than she publicly admits to. When Haas asked about her knowledge of these things, Ted told him "yes, she's a freak too", they went to sex toy stores and even molded a dildo together (calling it "Ted Two"), and put it into him. Oy! She also knew that he had had prior same-sex encounters while he was pastor at the church.
Haggard beans-spiller Grant Haas on Mike Signorile Show
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#54re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 2/4/09 at 9:13amWhat a friggin idiot. Doesn't he know how dangerous it is to mix poppers and viagra?
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#56re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 2/4/09 at 10:29amWell, I like to educate as well as entertain. Very very bad for the heart.
#57re: Haggard is a 'heterosexual with issues'
Posted: 2/5/09 at 6:18pm
Yikes!
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