#1
Posted: 8/16/15 at 11:42am
Hope you have a great "fat c*nt free" day!!!!
Happy Birthday Madonna!!!
#2
Posted: 8/16/15 at 11:46am
You keep being you, you relevant still popular thing! Your 30s are going to be your best decade EVER!
Ticket brokers in Boston are offering very deep discounts below face value for her show there, in celebration of this momentous occasion.
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Updated On: 8/16/15 at 11:46 AM
#3
Posted: 8/16/15 at 2:49pm
No one else is wishing her a happy birthday. There's obviously a lot of ageism and sexism going on in this thread.
#4
Posted: 8/16/15 at 3:24pm
Say what you will about her but after all these years and nothing but non-stop attacks from the very beginning, she's still having birthdays!
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#6
Posted: 8/16/15 at 7:48pm
I imagine her MDNA hit, "B-Day Song" is blasting full volume at Madonna Towers today.
Beyoncé is not an ally. Actions speak louder than words, Mrs. Carter. #Dubai #$$$
#7
Posted: 8/16/15 at 9:19pm
Are you sure it's not "Bidet Song"? She's very European, you know. Plenty of $68 resale tickets to the Rebel Heart show in Boston. What an affordable belated birthday gift for someone special.
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#8
Posted: 8/16/15 at 10:00pm
I wish those $68 tix were available for the NYC shows.
#9
Posted: 8/16/15 at 10:35pm
She gave a really sour interview with Andy Cohen is last week's EW. I couldn't decide which of them came off worse.
#10
Posted: 8/16/15 at 10:42pm
Madonna's very competitive (You try to criticize my drive), so if it's a contest (it's not the game it's how you play), then she would probably prefer it if you declared her the #1 most sour (over and over), after all, it's her birthday (I'll only give as much as I can take).
With a teaser like this, I can't believe the tour isn't selling:
“I’m very immersed in deconstructing the concept of sexuality and religion and how it’s not supposed to go together, but in my world it goes together.”
Say what you will, she is breaking new ground here!
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Updated On: 8/16/15 at 10:42 PM
#11
Posted: 8/16/15 at 10:50pm
I can't believe she didn't think of it sooner!
#12
Posted: 8/16/15 at 11:03pm
Me neither (I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before
I've heard it all before)!
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#13
Posted: 8/16/15 at 11:03pm
She says what a small handful of people are thinking but are too afraid to say!
#14
Posted: 8/16/15 at 11:19pm
I wish she still cared about gay men and AIDS like she did back in 1986 (AIDS is No Party). Her voice (I got something to say about it) could be very effective in reaching the 40-something gay men as well as gay men in her own age group, the guys who most need to hear about today's HIV prevention strategies. (We can make it all right, We can make you dance, we can make a party last all night) But that's probably too heavy a topic for the birthday girl.
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Updated On: 8/16/15 at 11:19 PM
#15
Posted: 8/16/15 at 11:34pm
Lets be fair. She's young and set in her ways. She's spending her youth focusing on bringing attention to the mportant issues for the close-to-60 crowd.
#18
Posted: 8/16/15 at 11:40pm
She doesn't look her age, either. But I guess strictly speaking, neither does Maddie.
#19
Posted: 8/16/15 at 11:45pm
You know what's strict? Some religions. I think it's time we get in on the deconstruction action cuz it's her birthday (and you can dance for inspiration).
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#20
Posted: 8/16/15 at 11:49pm
I hope she's ready to take a bow since the night is over. You'll see...she probably thinks that love don't live here anymore but Madge, I'm still crazy for you and if others aren't, their hearts are frozen.
#21
Posted: 8/17/15 at 12:00am
When I was little I thought the religions were Jewish and Catholic. And later I thought the religions were Judaism, Catholicism, and Protestantism. It wasn't until college that I even I began to comprehend Islam. Anything outside of that was just heathenism.
Updated On: 8/17/15 at 12:00 AM
#22
Posted: 8/17/15 at 12:09am
I took a comparative religion class but I think they were still spelling and pronouncing it "Moslem" back then. And leave it to Madonna to tie it all up in magical red spiritual thread.
Well, her birthday's over which means Madonna's 58th year is well under way, and she's somewhere doing what she does best, looking AMAZING and having FUN.
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