As a matter of fact, it turns me on to see any two human beings go at it with each other. As long as they're reasonably attractive. Which you are. Reasonably.
But I'm no idiot (contrary to popular belief). There's a market out there for amateur porn, however sleazy. Tell you what, I'll cut you in for a quarter. You turn a trick (or two) for me and together we can turn a profit. Deal?
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