Happy Birthday, Right Said Rick!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 6:08pm

To ugly to love, but even he has a special day once a year. I hope it is full of whips and handcuffs in the best way and that you get a very special Birthday Barbara Jean!!

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 6:12pm

To one of my favorite redheads!

[EddieVarley]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 6:22pm

I have made contact via underworld sources with the dreaded and mysterious RSR, he's "busy" at the moment, but will be checking in later to show his "affection" and "gratitude"...be warned!

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 6:29pm

Oh my...if I'd known I would have brought a treat for Eddie to pass along to RSR.

Happy Birthday to my idol, my inspiration, and my alibi. :o)

May you make many new "friends" in the coming year.
May your patent for restraint devices be granted.
May the voices in your head serenade you.

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 6:31pm

Many happy returns of the day, RSR!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 7:22pm

A Birthday Poem For Rick

by Anonymous-de-plume

Some might describe you as a little insane-ish,
but I'd gobble you up like a yummy prude danish!
For nice bumpy rides on your lap I have ridden,
I'd do it again, but I think it's Forbidden!

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 7:25pm

many happy returns of the day, ricky, and may all the bodies remain unexhumed, 'cept for the ones on which you're still experimenting.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 8:27pm

Happy Birthday..I hope your day was special. When will we see you again? I miss you and the pictures of Eddie...you promised us more.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 8:55pm

I had no idea that creatures like Mr. Right Said were born. How delightful!

[BoxFive]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 9:20pm

He's been missing of late, but Mr. SaidRick never truly is gone. Many happy birthday wishes to the nastiest monster I know!

[beacon1]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 10:02pm

Perhaps some brave soul should name RSR as Celebrity of the Day.

I'm sure he'd show his gratitude in a very unique way...

[Right Said Rick]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 10:17pm

Beacon1, if I wasn't so busy with mah Pillage and Plunder Birthday Weekend Tour I'd a made a cameo at yer New York City event, so glad that you had such a hoedown in the big city.

And thanks for the birthday wishes, I ain't used all this flattery, kinda makes me angry...I'm more of a screamin' for yer life type.

Ok, now let me be so I can change the surgical dressing on Mr. Shaiman's wounds, he's all weepy today.

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 10:32pm

I just finished giving RSR a lap dance. Boy is he hairy...all over! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Updated On: 4/3/06 at 10:32 PM

[robbiej]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 10:33pm

Ya know...I've done my best to woo him away from the Bride of Rick. No such luck.

I've even done 'the tuck'!

[Phantom2]

Posted: 4/3/06 at 10:48pm

I just broke out in a rash. This is just great!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 4/4/06 at 12:43am

Hey, Birthday Boy! Here is another Birthday poem for you...

Author anonymous-de-light

Come over some time and I will make you crepes.
You can see if my carpet matches my drapes.
I don't care if you look like John Belushi
As long as you finish my nice spread of sushi!

[Corine2]

Posted: 4/4/06 at 1:02am

Happy Birthday darling!
I have nair, name the time and place.
Just kidding!

[PalJoey]

Posted: 4/4/06 at 10:22am

Woof, daddy!