I think this is the closest I have come to literally spraying soda onto my computer screen! *snicker* Assface McPoon...heehee...
I think the cattle prod would have been more enjoyable than Jersey Girl, although that girl is ADORABLE and a dead ringer for J.Lo-but better.
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell