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#51

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:15am

I think this is the closest I have come to literally spraying soda onto my computer screen! *snicker* Assface McPoon...heehee...

I think the cattle prod would have been more enjoyable than Jersey Girl, although that girl is ADORABLE and a dead ringer for J.Lo-but better.

"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#52

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:16am

That was Funny! I want to work at the Smelly SH*T Corporation.

#53

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:17am

You ARE the corporation. You're the figurehead. And mascot.

#54

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:18am

Yeah...well...at least I'm not Uncle Fartsmeller!
*cries*

#55

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:19am

But Jersey Girl isn't Sweeney Todd, it's Kevin Smith's mutilation of Sweeney Todd. An affectionate mutilation, I'm sure, but still.

Seriously, if you intend to listen to Sondheim start with something relatively accessible- Company if you can deal with the very 70s orchestrations, or maybe Into the Woods. A Little Night Music, Follies, and Sweeney Todd are his masterworks, so those are good, too.

And the comments on that entry are brilliant, too. Especially when they talk about bad doctor names. My stomach hurts from laughing.

Updated On: 4/10/05 at 02:19 AM

#56

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:21am

Hello?! I've already stated that 'You Could Drive A Person Crazy' is the place to start! It'll lull her into a false sense of melodic security.

#57

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:22am

Right. Then we can give her "Not A Day Goes By" and "Losing My Mind" to make her think he's an angsty ballad writer. Or better yet, "Unworthy of Your Love," his one and only soft rock number.

Updated On: 4/10/05 at 02:22 AM

#58

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:24am

The Liza Minnelli version of 'Losing My Mind' - to make her think he uses synthesizers!

Updated On: 4/10/05 at 02:24 AM

#59

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:25am

*confused*

Maybe I should give that Schwartz guy another shot...

#60

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:26am

Perfect! A way to lure her from her ALW shell...only to viciously strike with "Simple" just when she's least expecting it.

#61

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:28am

*plugs ears and closes eyes* Loathing...unadulterated loathing...for your face-your voice-your clothing...I loath it all. What is this feeling?

#62

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:30am

You want a good loathing song? Try "My Husband the Pig." Or "Could I Leave You?" Sondheim does the scorned woman really, really well.

#63

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:33am

Or you could stick with la Cheno, 'sup to you.

*is superior*

#64

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:35am

"My Husband The Pig" sounds compelling. Do describe!

*sucks on helium and squeaks* Cheno is my idol!

#65

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:36am

I actually like Chenoweth. She does the scorned woman really well in "If You Hadn't But You Did."

It's the other witch I can't take.

Updated On: 4/10/05 at 02:36 AM

#66

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:38am

I don't mind Cheno either! I love her on the West Wing, and her voice is, well, unique.

*is still superior*

#67

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:39am

*whispers* You're an Idina hater? And you've survived this long on here?

*hollers* Folks! Come one! Come all! 1 tomato for 30c - 5 for a dollar! Plum's a freak!

#68

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:40am

*hiss* Hey, I've declared my feelings on the subject before. I'm still here.

And yes, that was a Sondheim reference. Which you won't understand until you listen to Follies. *poke*

#69

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:42am

*lower lip tremble*

Wicked Wicked Wicked? BKLYN? BKLYN? BKLYN? Good Vibrations? Good Vibrations? I'll tell ya about some Good Vibrations! (Wow, that was so MM2.)

#70

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:44am

So...July 16th, huh?

#71

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:47am

And November something?

#72

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:50am

Hermione love!

#73

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:52am

For the first two books, I pronounced her name 'Hermy-own'.

#74

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:53am

Americans. *shakes head sadly*

ETA- And as an American by naturalization, yes, I'm being a hypocrite.

Updated On: 4/10/05 at 02:53 AM

#75

re: Harry Potter

Posted: 4/10/05 at 2:54am

Damn right. "Sorcerer's Stone"?

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