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#26

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

NEWSFLASH!

The role of Voldemort has been FILLED! Harvey Feirstein will take the role!
#27

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Well, harvey does prance well re: Harry Potter: The Musical
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#28

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

He is a great prancer, I can't wait to hear him in his big number.
#29

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i will give u credit for the lyrics but ur just not being smart if u think you can keep it going.
#31

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

You got balls to try to be funny in the Lion's Den. I admire that.
Bill Finn rocks. Woot.
#33

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Who gives a ****? Let Judas have a little fun. It's not like he has a record for causing trouble. Well, there was that betrayal thing...
"There is no problem so big that it cannot be run away from." ~ Charles M. Schulz
#34

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

No, seriously, is this for real? I definately can't see this cast working. Idina as Hermione? HArvey as he who must not be named? no offense, but harvey's not really that scary looking, I always wanna go up and hug him.
#35

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Does it sound like it's for real? Let the guy have his fun.
"There is no problem so big that it cannot be run away from." ~ Charles M. Schulz
#38

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

(sarcasm)Humoring a person in need of psychiatric help is not fun. It's preventing another Son of Sam.(/sarcasm)

"There is no problem so big that it cannot be run away from." ~ Charles M. Schulz

Updated On: 7/30/05 at 01:27 AM

#40

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

the minute I see "Dude"........I stop reading......
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#41

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Wow that was one of the dumbest things I've ever read. If they were to do this, who in the blue hell would cast billy crystal as harry potter?
<------ Me and my friends with patti Lupone at my friends afterparty for her concert with audra mcdonald during the summer of 2007.
"I am sorry but it is an unjust world and virtue is only triumphant in theatricle performances" The Mikado
#42

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

The dumb part is people asking if it is for real and saying (in all sincerity) that they just don't think that the casting will work.

Oh yea, and the original post was dumb. And the lyrics. Not funny at all.
#43

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

I really thought this was serious for a while...and I got quite worried. But I agree w/ whoever said it, you've got balls kid.
#44

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

It amazes me how some people could think this is all real. It's obviously fake.
Here is another snippet of a song, fresh from Stephen himself, that guy has been busy tonight.

Voldemort: Join us, leave your soul at home. Join us, bring Voldie back the thrown. Join us, come and be a deatheater with me! Deedalie Dee! Journey, Journey into Hogsemede. Kill and, hey just follow my lead. Journey, get your wand an hop on your brooooom.

Voldemort: We've got evil to do, just for you. We've got various people to kill. We've got curses to use, which ever you choose. The wizardry world to take by storm, as kill along our way.

Lucious Malfoy: Dark Marks, death upon the household.

Draco Malfoy: They accept, wizards both young and old.

Voldemort's Mom: Romance, sex with mudblood wizards and meeeee.

Voldemort: Deedelie Di!



#45

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That was not quite as good as Defying Voldemort, keep trying
#46

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So...that's how you spell Deedelie Di. I've often wondered, but been too afraid to ask.
"I had intended not to intrude myself upon your notice in this effective but alarming costume"
#47

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Fosse is in this production? This is going to be one major magical production.
#48

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Well its not really Fosse its just Wayne Cilento in a fosse mask doing jazz hands...
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.~Office Space
#49

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

I think David Hassellhoff should play Dumbledore . Who will play the sorting hat - that is the burning question ?
Poster Emeritus
#50

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

"I think David Hassellhoff should play Dumbledore. Who will play the sorting hat - that is the burning question ?"

I agree, Hassellhoff is the epitomy of the Dumbledore vibeness. The sorting hat . . . James Earl Jones. He could do some weird Darth Vader style singing.

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