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#51

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 7/30/05 at 3:55pm

"Judas, you are being sent to your corner for a time out. Sit there and shut up." South Fl Marc

How many times in history do you think that's been said? haha...

I hold a degree in Musical Theatre from Montclair State University. It is useless. Now I'm funny for money. Oh, and I sing.

Updated On: 7/30/05 at 03:55 PM

#52

okay... I have to admit... I applaud you... those lyrics had me laughing my head off!!! (atleast the first 2 songs)

hilarious!

and btw... all of the people whining about the supidity of this thread... HELLO????? YOU ARE THE ONES WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS TIME READING IT!!! ....if it was so pathetic would it have 3 pages of replies???

laugh a little!!! its funny!

#53

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 7/30/05 at 5:01pm

Actually, it's already been written!

I don't remember the specifics, but at the Idyllwild School of the Arts in Idyllwild, CA, one of their many summer camps is a musical theater camp for middle schoolers. Every year the director and musical director get together and write a musical based off of a book or something (probably unauthorized, but who knows) and then the students put it on over the course of the three-week camp.

It unfortunately was the year before I went there, but I heard other campers still talking about it. It was based off of the first book, and featured songs such as "In My Own Little Cupboard".

#54

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 7/30/05 at 6:58pm

JAMES EARL JONES HAS BEEN CAST AS THE SORTING HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, Draco Malfoy will be played by Frenchie Davis.

#55

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 7/30/05 at 7:26pm

And I thought Clay Aiken was cast as Draco...man my sources suck

"I had intended not to intrude myself upon your notice in this effective but alarming costume"

#56

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 7/30/05 at 8:04pm

What you heard about Clay was patially true, he plays Lucious, Draco's father.

#57

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 7/30/05 at 8:11pm

Ah, well okay. I had pegged Clay more as the Dobie the house elf type, myself.

"I had intended not to intrude myself upon your notice in this effective but alarming costume"

#58

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 7/30/05 at 8:22pm

No... I heard it Anthony Federov as Dobby.

#59

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 7/30/05 at 8:33pm

Oh well, as long as Linda Eder is going to do McGonagall, its all good

"I had intended not to intrude myself upon your notice in this effective but alarming costume"

#60

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 7/30/05 at 11:15pm

haha Judas, this made me laugh out loud, literally...props to you

love,
Brandon

#61

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 7/30/05 at 11:35pm

Though, I know it's a joke, that cast would be soooo scary

BTW, niice job on the Defying Voldemort lryics :)

I am a firm believer in serendipity- all the random pieces coming together in one wonderful moment, when suddenly you see what their purpose was all along.

#62

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 7/30/05 at 11:44pm

I thought it was funny. If it were true, I'd cry.

#63

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 8/27/05 at 7:00pm

Well even if he did, do you really think he would use lyrics to the music of Wicked? this is just plain wrong.

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#64

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 8/27/05 at 7:10pm

ok,definetly made me crack up,great lyrics

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#65

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 8/28/05 at 12:56am

hahaha...

http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=13865158 please =D

#66

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 8/28/05 at 3:25am

A as Harry Potter/Broadway fan I am forced to laugh to keep from crying. Some things should just not be made into musicals. EVER. And if this were true I'd be hiding in a corner sobbing. But as for Harvey Fierstein as Voldemort. LMAO! Somehow there is nothing funnier than an overweight Voldemort. Can't you just picture it?

Lucius: Um, My Lord perhaps you've had enough TastyKakes?
Voldemort: Damnit, I need comfort food! For an all powerful dark wizard I'm completely ineffectual.
Bellatrix: Uh oh, Somebody's fallen off the weight-loss wagon.
Voldemort: Don't think I'd don't see you Severus. You touch that Butterscoth Krumpet and your mine, Biatch!

Just ignore me I'm having a brain fart but there's just something about Fat!Voldemort that is utterly amusing. *sigh*

#67

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 11/22/05 at 11:18pm

*Update!*

The role of Sirius Black has been filled by Hunter Foster, and the role of Remus J. Lupin will be played by Ken Jennings.

Man! This show is gonna OWN!!!!

Apparently Mel Brooks has signed on to help Stephen Schwartz, it should be pretty good.

Sarah Ramirez will be playing Prof. McGonnagle, and playing Mr. and Mrs. Dursley will be Angela Lansbury and Len Cariou.

Billy Crystal broke his hip while playing Harry, and the production will be post-poned until he recovers.

#68

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 11/22/05 at 11:43pm

NEW PICTURES!!

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Updated On: 11/22/05 at 11:43 PM

#69

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 11/22/05 at 11:47pm

all I have to say is LMFAO.

#70

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 11/22/05 at 11:52pm

LMAO. Wow.

#71

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 11/22/05 at 11:55pm

Priceless pictures.

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#72

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 11/22/05 at 11:59pm

You scared me for a minute ,but this is great!

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

#73

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 11/23/05 at 12:17am

thank you so much i needed a good laugh,im currently trying to imagine idina as herminoie... lmao
thanks

"its the wicked witch of the west your mother.."--- marks mom, RENT

#74

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 11/23/05 at 12:21am

OMG! I WANT MORE! Unless there going to be like the last song. THat was BAD compared to the first one. Ignore ppl, have fun with it!

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#75

re: Harry Potter: The Musical

Posted: 11/23/05 at 11:05pm

Now this should be interesting.

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