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Has anyone checked in on their straight friends today?

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Broadway Legend Joined: 7/15/06

#1Has anyone checked in on their straight friends today?
Posted: 6/25/11 at 11:45am

Are they okay? Have husbands been dragged away from their wives by roaming mobs of burly bears in S&M masks and assless chaps? Do formerly straight ladies now bear crudely-etched bicep tattoos reading "Property of Big Sue"? Do the children understand that there's no such thing as having a mommy and a daddy anymore? Just curious.

"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

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#2Has anyone checked in on their straight friends today?
Posted: 6/25/11 at 12:06pm

I am still single and without a man. WTF? I was hoping that the fear of gay marriage would cause all of that straight testosterone to burn and somehow change my circumstances over night.

Alas, I woke and was still alone.

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#2Has anyone checked in on their straight friends today?
Posted: 6/25/11 at 12:24pm

^ That's exactly what happened to me as well today.

"I don't want the pretty lights to come and get me."-Homecoming 2005 "You can't pray away the gay."-Callie Torres on Grey's Anatomy. Ignored Users: suestorm, N2N Nate., Owen22, master bates

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Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05

#3Has anyone checked in on their straight friends today?
Posted: 6/25/11 at 12:50pm

What straight friends?

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#4Has anyone checked in on their straight friends today?
Posted: 6/25/11 at 12:53pm

My girlfriend hasn't been abducted by a rowdy bunch of lesbians and thrown into a practical flannel bag. My brother has not been abducted off the streets of NYC and forced into leather fetish gear at a night club. My grandparents haven't had their quality of life torn apart by their gay neighbors. The only change for me is one of my oldest friends asking if I'd put together a live band for his wedding reception.

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Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03

#5Has anyone checked in on their straight friends today?
Posted: 6/25/11 at 1:31pm

There was a bunch of Lesbians driving through town on their motorcycles singing "I Want A Gal, Just Like The Gal Who Married Dear Old Dad". They supposedly stopped in at the local Health Spa and tried convincing the owner, Lisette McIlroy, to join them. Listte's husband, Bruno, wouldn't allow it.

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