Are they okay? Have husbands been dragged away from their wives by roaming mobs of burly bears in S&M masks and assless chaps? Do formerly straight ladies now bear crudely-etched bicep tattoos reading "Property of Big Sue"? Do the children understand that there's no such thing as having a mommy and a daddy anymore? Just curious.
I am still single and without a man. WTF? I was hoping that the fear of gay marriage would cause all of that straight testosterone to burn and somehow change my circumstances over night.
Alas, I woke and was still alone.
^ That's exactly what happened to me as well today.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
What straight friends?
My girlfriend hasn't been abducted by a rowdy bunch of lesbians and thrown into a practical flannel bag. My brother has not been abducted off the streets of NYC and forced into leather fetish gear at a night club. My grandparents haven't had their quality of life torn apart by their gay neighbors. The only change for me is one of my oldest friends asking if I'd put together a live band for his wedding reception.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
There was a bunch of Lesbians driving through town on their motorcycles singing "I Want A Gal, Just Like The Gal Who Married Dear Old Dad". They supposedly stopped in at the local Health Spa and tried convincing the owner, Lisette McIlroy, to join them. Listte's husband, Bruno, wouldn't allow it.
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