Has anyone read this book?

[Larry]

Posted: 9/28/13 at 12:28pm

D-E-D, DEAD, the new novel from Larry "Animal" Garner is a blast.....have you read it?
Animal's home page

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/28/13 at 12:32pm

I have not, you tattooed silver love daddy.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/28/13 at 12:58pm

It's getting shilly in here.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/28/13 at 1:03pm

"I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for."

Posted: 9/28/13 at 1:08pm

"It has bikes, hot cars, lots of action with gunfights, explosions, chases, and dead people everywhere. It is a tale of loyalty and treachery, greed, and honor. I'm proud of it, and it has been very well-received."

Why in the world would this idiot think any of us would buy this POS?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/28/13 at 1:22pm

Are you kidding? A novel about down and dirty scooter trash? I'm in.

[Jungle Red]

Posted: 9/28/13 at 1:46pm

""It has bikes, hot cars, lots of action with gunfights, explosions, chases, and dead people everywhere."

All right, Stefon.

Updated On: 9/28/13 at 01:46 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/28/13 at 2:10pm

Yes!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 9/28/13 at 2:18pm

LOL. "This book has everything..."

[Jungle Red]

Posted: 9/28/13 at 2:21pm

[StockardFan]

Posted: 9/28/13 at 5:38pm

As Joe's Aunt Marge would say "Oh fer cry aye"

Posted: 9/28/13 at 6:53pm

Dis guy here joined a theater website to plug his biker book? Oh fer cry aye!

Posted: 9/28/13 at 6:56pm

You'll be glad to know we were talking about Margeisms at my BF's birthday- Specifically if a kid who was goofing around was engaging in "Monkey Shines" or "Monkeyshimes." In either case, you are justified in saying "You knock that off or I'll knock you off, weisenheimer"

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/29/13 at 12:25am

He had to "choose between betrayal of of his friends and his need to stop his friends' drug and prostitution businesses"? What the hell does that mean? That stupid sentence actually backfires on you and ends up meaning the opposite of what you intended it to.

What you apparently MEANT to say was: "...choose between supporting his friends and stopping their drug and prostitution businesses."

Which begs the question: Why would he have to stop his friends' drug and prostitution businesses? I have plenty of friends who are drug-dealing prostitutes. Well, prostitutes, at any rate. That's their business.

Your novel may indeed be good but no one will ever know, because your description of the novel stinks.

Updated On: 9/29/13 at 12:25 AM

[StockardFan]

Posted: 9/29/13 at 2:00am

LOL, Joe! I don't even know her, but I love Aunt Marge!

[Kad]

Posted: 9/29/13 at 10:21am

Colyer is working on a musical adaptation.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/29/13 at 10:36am

Listen, I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt because he's a biker dude. But I am concerned with a plot point that further exploits sex workers. I wish they had a union that could endorse this book, or not. Having said all that, I would personally not mind being exploited by a biker called "Animal".

[StockardFan]

Posted: 9/29/13 at 3:51pm

LOL, Joe!

Posted: 9/29/13 at 9:11pm

I wondered about that too Namo. Maybe he had to betray his friends and stop their drug/prostitution ring cause it was invading his turf and cutting into HIS drug/prostitution business?