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#1

Helen Thomas retires

Veteran White House reporter Helen Thomas announced Monday that she is retiring, effective immediately, in the wake of a controversy over her comments on Israel, according to a report from her employer, Hearst News Service.
Helen Thomas retires
#3

Helen Thomas retires

Helen I can't wait to read your memoir!
#4

Helen Thomas retires

She should be charged with a hate crime.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#5

Helen Thomas retires

Well, GOOD.
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#6

helen thomas retires

buh bye ya hideous jew-hatin' bitch.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

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#7

helen thomas retires

First, I don't understand why anyone was the slightest bit interested in her opinion; and second, I thought this was a free country? Why should she have to retire for expressing her opinion? Even if it was a preposterous one. This county (world) has gone crazy with misguided political correctness. We stop Shirley Temple-looking 4 years olds and women who look like Sandy Duncan and make them remove their shoes in airports. Meanwhile, known terrorists who are on "no-fly" lists, are allowed to board planes, because everyone is so terrified to come off like they're racially profiling people. IDIOTS!! That's exactly what you should be doing. Racially profiling people. Take a look at the photos of the majority of known terrorists. What do they have in common? I'll give everybody a hint. They don't look like f'ing Shirley Temple or Sandy Duncan! This old bag should be able to say whatever the hell she wants. It used to be a free country.
#10

rose colored glasses

Helen also has a glass eye.
#11

rose colored glasses

If you do that, Johnboy, all the terrorists have to do is hire Sandy Duncan to do their dirty work.

Not that this has anything to do with Helen Thomas retiring at 89.

Updated On: 6/7/10 at 04:09 PM

#12

rose colored glasses

Actually, it has everything to do with it. And exactly where is Sandy Duncan, these days?
#13

rose colored glasses

I believe Sandy was forced to retire after she called Helen Thomas a "jew-hating bitch."
#14

rose colored glasses

effin' one-eyed, jew-hatin' bitch. oh, i mean helen, not sandy. she's a bitch for all kindsa other reasons. die, sandy, die!!!
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#15

rose colored glasses

Sandy's in Guantanamo. I thought that was common knowledge.
....but the world goes 'round
#16

rose colored glasses

Maybe she will use her upcoming free time to check into a spa....YIKES!


rose colored glasses
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#17

rose colored glasses

Wow - Sandy hasn't aged well at all!
#18

rose colored glasses

Well, I bet Helen Thomas would make a helluva Captain Hook.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
#19

rose colored glasses

rose colored glasses

John Boy's right! This supposeably was a free country! And you PC people know he's right when he talks about how terrorists look a certain way and how racial profiling will catch them all and we will all be safer!! They look dark, and A-rab. And they have black beards and moustaches and are never ever women. It's so obvious, but you're all falling all over each other pretending not to know that that is what terrorists look exactly like.


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#20

rose colored glasses

Yeah, but you have to admit, he doesn't look like Sandy Duncan either - he has two good eyes. Johnboy, Sandy Duncan and a random 4 year-old girl can board the plane. You and I should just drive.
#21

rose colored glasses

I'd rather Fly by Foy.
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#22

Terrorists at Airports

What does Timothy McVeigh have to do with airports?
#23

Terrorists at Airports

Is this the same JohnBoy as JohnBoy2?
#24

Terrorists at Airports

I get them confused too. One is young and gay and one is old and republican.

Which one are you again johnboy?
....but the world goes 'round
#25

Terrorists at Airports

And yet they both list 10-31 listed as their birthday on both profiles.

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