Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey — Page 2

#26

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 11:48am

I have no problems getting around NJ...I guess it's something that's born inside of you.

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#27

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 11:49am

NJ GPS?

#28

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 11:50am

Well that does help SOMMSY...hee hee

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#29

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 11:53am

Funny how New Jersyans can find their way around the state, but they coudn't ever find Hoffa.

Updated On: 5/3/06 at 11:53 AM

#30

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 12:03pm

I'm freaking over having to drive to Long Island. Never done it before.

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#31

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 12:04pm

Ahhh the things Girly does for love.

SOMMSY..that is such a good point about Hoffa.

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#32

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 12:04pm

give yourself HOURS on the LIE.

#33

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:00pm

Ah, the New Jersey roads. Say it with me, everybody: jughandle!

#34

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:06pm

Boobs, I'm borrowing your truck.

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#35

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:23pm

jughandle


Girly...I'd take U's advise if I were you.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#36

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:28pm

Giggle! Boobs in Tits tshirt said jugs.

#37

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:38pm

"Girly - you are doing this on a weekend in the summer... uuumm take the train."

I know. I know. I like having my car, though.

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#38

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:40pm

just don't go at rush hour.

#39

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:45pm

I feel sorry for other drivers who are stuck in traffic with Girly. I'll be locking myself in my house that weekend and disconnecting all my phones.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#40

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:48pm

LOL.

I think NJ driving (much like driving in NYC) is simply a matter of Darwinistic suvival.

Adapt or die. Er... get run over. I learned that one quickly.

Signed,
A person who lives in Jersey but grew up driving in western PA and Ohio but now can't stand the people going slow and screwing up traffic.

#41

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 2:02pm

See, other outer towners eventually pick up how we like to drive in Jersey. I actually once, in Florida, made a left turn around the person in front of me who was trying to make a left too. I swear if she saw a car a mile away she wouldn't go..I couldn't take it anymore so I drove onto the sidewalk and went around her. Of course I made sure there weren't any pedestrians on the sidewalk...well any cute ones anyway.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#42

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 2:52pm

You know what would be funny? Listening to one of those cars which automatically tell you the direction to whatever location you need, around, let's say....Paramus!

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#43

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:01pm

Boobs' yells at his GPS when it tells him to go a way he doesn't want to.

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I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#44

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:03pm

But I bet he still goes that way, right!

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#45

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:05pm

LOL. The list has this New Jerseyan in stitches.

Don't forget about traffic circles! There are at least four within ten minutes of my house.

#46

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:06pm

nope...I flip it the bird Janey and go the way I want and so it has to recalculate....hee hee. I'm waiting for the day it says.. "hey moron, didn't I tell you to make a left? Now I'm not telling you how to go wise ass..figure it out yourself" and then it blows itself up.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#47

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:10pm

OH, you really have one of those cars? I was kidding!

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#48

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:15pm

Yes driving in NJ got a whole lot easier when you realize you can not make a left turn at red lights!
BB from now on B B stands for Bambi Bane
Hmmm.... BambiBane sounds good no?

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#49

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:41pm

I think S. Florida is the worst place to drive besides NYC.

Young college students and old retired people DO NOT MIX. AT ALL.

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#50

re: Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey

Posted: 5/3/06 at 4:26pm

New York drivers are much worse than New Jersey drivers.

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