Helpful Hints for Driving in New Jersey- Page 2

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 11:48am

I have no problems getting around NJ...I guess it's something that's born inside of you.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 11:49am

NJ GPS?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 11:50am

Well that does help SOMMSY...hee hee

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 11:53am

Funny how New Jersyans can find their way around the state, but they coudn't ever find Hoffa.
Updated On: 5/3/06 at 11:53 AM

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 12:03pm

I'm freaking over having to drive to Long Island. Never done it before.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 12:04pm

Ahhh the things Girly does for love.

SOMMSY..that is such a good point about Hoffa.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 12:04pm

give yourself HOURS on the LIE.

[slimandslam]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:00pm

Ah, the New Jersey roads. Say it with me, everybody: jughandle!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:06pm

Boobs, I'm borrowing your truck.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:23pm

jughandle


Girly...I'd take U's advise if I were you.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:28pm

Giggle! Boobs in Tits tshirt said jugs.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:38pm

"Girly - you are doing this on a weekend in the summer... uuumm take the train."

I know. I know. I like having my car, though.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:40pm

just don't go at rush hour.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:45pm

I feel sorry for other drivers who are stuck in traffic with Girly. I'll be locking myself in my house that weekend and disconnecting all my phones.

[starletta8]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 1:48pm

LOL.

I think NJ driving (much like driving in NYC) is simply a matter of Darwinistic suvival.

Adapt or die. Er... get run over. I learned that one quickly.

Signed,
A person who lives in Jersey but grew up driving in western PA and Ohio but now can't stand the people going slow and screwing up traffic.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 2:02pm

See, other outer towners eventually pick up how we like to drive in Jersey. I actually once, in Florida, made a left turn around the person in front of me who was trying to make a left too. I swear if she saw a car a mile away she wouldn't go..I couldn't take it anymore so I drove onto the sidewalk and went around her. Of course I made sure there weren't any pedestrians on the sidewalk...well any cute ones anyway.

[Jane2]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 2:52pm

You know what would be funny? Listening to one of those cars which automatically tell you the direction to whatever location you need, around, let's say....Paramus!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:01pm

Boobs' yells at his GPS when it tells him to go a way he doesn't want to.

[Jane2]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:03pm

But I bet he still goes that way, right!

[ihearttheatre]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:05pm

LOL. The list has this New Jerseyan in stitches.

Don't forget about traffic circles! There are at least four within ten minutes of my house.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:06pm

nope...I flip it the bird Janey and go the way I want and so it has to recalculate....hee hee. I'm waiting for the day it says.. "hey moron, didn't I tell you to make a left? Now I'm not telling you how to go wise ass..figure it out yourself" and then it blows itself up.

[Jane2]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:10pm

OH, you really have one of those cars? I was kidding!

[mominator]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:15pm

Yes driving in NJ got a whole lot easier when you realize you can not make a left turn at red lights!
BB from now on B B stands for Bambi Bane
Hmmm.... BambiBane sounds good no?

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 3:41pm

I think S. Florida is the worst place to drive besides NYC.

Young college students and old retired people DO NOT MIX. AT ALL.

[Broadwaylady]

Posted: 5/3/06 at 4:26pm

New York drivers are much worse than New Jersey drivers.