Jews don't go to no Hobby Lobbies. You know what kind of lobbies we go to?
We go to HOTEL lobbies. We go to OFFICE BUILDING lobbies. We go to Boca and West Palm CONDO lobbies.
We go to lobbies where there is a nice couch and maybe a sculpture maybe. A lot of glass and chrome. (And someone who polishes it.) And elevators, with buttons and mirrors, you can check your hair.
The AMA has a lobby.
Mothers Against Drunks--they have a lobby. Sure, they have a lobby. What do you think--Mothers Against Drunks wouldn't have a LOBBY?
The Rifle people have a lobby...a BIG lobby. AIPAC has a lobby...oy, vat a lobby! AARP has a lobby...oh, yes, a VUNDERFUL lobby.
I like the AARP. They give good discounts.
Jack Abramoff. A nice Jewish boy. He had a lobby, an Indian lobby...but he took a little wampum on the side or something, I don't know, and he landed in jail.
But it was a nice jail. It was a jail with a LOBBY.
But a HOBBY lobby? That's not a Jewish thing! That's not even a Jewish rhyme.
As far as I'm concerned, you can keep your Hobby Lobby, you should pardon my French,
fer der Goyim.