Homophobic — Page 4

people always saie that when i walk in the room!

Bwaysinger...I gotta go eat.

And work. I have a lot of work to do before tomorrow.

So...NIGHT, GIRLFRIEND. PM me a sexy note so I can check it before bed and sleep with a smile on my face.

I read your blog. Well...as much of it as I could. I think we'll be a perfect match. I think I have the same thing Dorthy had on the Golden Girls. Chronic Fatigueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,yu fajaad;k nubm

Sorry...I fell asleep on the keyboard.

But, no...I really think I do. So we will be fine bed partners. You, me, and the 15 other boys.

(And just for your knowledge...I actually laid my head on the keyboard for an authentic "falling asleep" effect.)

Ah, Liam, I'm still here. Perfect timing, by the way. You witty boy.

Two things:

1. I'm not Matt. I'm Matthew. THAT is why Bwaysinger is my lover. Notice the use of "Matthew" when Bwaysinger refers to me me. That will get you lots of sex.

2. Bwaysinger- if you plan a trip to Mass., shouldn't you ask MY availability too? I mean...if we're going to get married...I think both of us should come. Maybe even another boyfriend or two.

Liam- come to the chat room

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Oh, my dear Matthew, only other gay men - nay - only gay BOYFRIENDS with nipples - know to call a boy by his full name unless he introduces himself to you with that abbreviated name.

*plans trip to Massachusetts...with consent of one Matthew Addison*

Well, we could certainly use some tips on bed and breakfasts and whanot.

I have impecabble decorating sense and make a mean batch of pancakes.

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What's not to love? It proves that straight British men can be funny, but they're even better with the help of gays and Jews and a fiery Latina with big breats and an amazing voice. Plus it's funny.

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