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Horoscope

Your Horoscope 12/14/2004:
Your already sensual nature is even more lethal at the moment, so if you're out and about, be careful where you toss one of those simmering glances. Charm oozes from your every pore. Easy, now.

Wow. I'm charming. Woo hoo! Maybe today will be the day I find Mr. Right!
#2

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Aren't secrets wonderful? If you have any doubts about it, not to worry. You'll soon be able to make a decision based on experience, because a wonderful revelation is en route. Shh!


hmmmmmmm
#3

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Hmmm? Wonder what that one means.
#4

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No idea. Now I'm curious.
#5

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In the mood to rendezvous with someone who's just a little bit dangerous? Sure you are! You're all set to play the lead in your own action film. Better start getting your costume ready.

Yeah, right. Not when The Amazing Race is on.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#6

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My horoscope in Hebrew is about my nonexistant boyfriend. Why don't I have a boyfriend?
#7

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Why don't we all have boyfriends MFL? The best costumes are birthday suits.
#8

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amen to that
#9

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apparently I'm going to be rearranging some furniture. why do I always get the lame ones??? re: Horoscope
#10

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I'll help you.
#11

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no, don't.
#12

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re: Horoscope my horoscope was better for a second there...
#13

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It's storytelling time -- and since you've been saving up a couple of really good ones for some time now, all you have to do is find an appreciative audience, clear your throat and prepare for applause. Tough job, isn't it?

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I love a good audience.. re: Horoscope


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#14

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I'll help whoever I please. I don't call you Daddy.
#15

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Ooo... forceful... hotness.

angel, tell us a story now!!! lol. re: Horoscope
#16

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**clears throat and prepares to start**

ummm..

**has to think of soemthing appropriate**

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"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#17

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tell us the end of hamlet!
#18

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Cam- I'm Sagittarian, too. But this time the horoscope applies to me, just 2 days early.
I have my books and my poetry to protect me...
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Yay for Sagittarians.. as flawed as we can be, what would the world be without us? re: Horoscope


"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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Haha- without us, the world would be SOO different! Go us!
I have my books and my poetry to protect me...
#21

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So true! Are you a November Sag or a Dec sag?

"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG

"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#22

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I'm a May Taurus.
#23

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BroadwayDiva's a December Sag. Don't ask. I'm a Cancer.
#24

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april aries!
#25

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LEO!
"Finicky? Fickle? Not quite a pillar of restraint and willpower? Yep. That's you, all right -- for now, anyway. In fact, you're quite unwilling to make any plans that might force you to look forward past tomorrow."

What's strange is that I have spent the entire day planning for things that won't happen for at least a week.
David walked into the valley With a stone clutched in his hand He was only a boy But he knew someone must take a stand There will always be a valley Always mountains one must scale There will always be perilous waters Which someone must sail -Into the Fire Scarlet Pimpernel

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