Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel — Page 2
#27
Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:37pm
Nary a mention of his being a Maverick in bed?
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#28
Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:40pm
Wouldn't they pray first?
"OOOh John! That one's 'Maverick Size'! I'm gonna hafta say grace..."
"OOOh John! That one's 'Maverick Size'! I'm gonna hafta say grace..."
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#29
Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:43pm
I bet she wouldn't demand that this book be removed from her town's library.
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#30
Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:45pm
"Oh, John...you're talking so filthy I feel like I'm reading Judy Blume's 'Forever"....and I like it....I LIKE IT!"
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#31
Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:49pm
"....he wanted to melt that Alaskan glacial exterior of hers like the onslaught of global warming...."
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Updated On: 10/10/08 at 03:49 PM
#32
Posted: 10/10/08 at 4:57pm
I'm blanking on how to do it - but there's got to be something with lipstick and pitbulls...
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#33
Posted: 10/10/08 at 7:03pm
"Oh, my maverick. What can you have to fear from, from," Sarah couldn't bring herself to utter the dread name of the Dark Lord.
"He can destroy me," said her beloved. "There is no room for warriors in this place."
Sarah pulled the silken cord hanging by the bed. Young Bristol appeared, rubbing the sleep from her eyes.
"You rang, my lady?"
"Take the infant Sprig--"
"Trig, my lady."
"You dare correct me?" Sarah responded. She could feel that her maverick, beside her in the bed, was responding to her passionate outburst. "If I say he be Sprig, then Sprig he shall be, don't ya know!"
"Aye, my lady."
"Take young Sprite to the nursery. See that his father is not awakened. Be quick about it!"
"Aye, my lady." She gathered the infant into unwilling arms and departed.
"Your untamed passionate spirit engorges me, my mavericka!" said Sarah's beloved.
Sarah smiled, and opened a drawer in the night table. She produced a small object.
"Shall I put some lipstick upon my own personal pitbull?" she said. "Once you go doggy, you never go back."
"He can destroy me," said her beloved. "There is no room for warriors in this place."
Sarah pulled the silken cord hanging by the bed. Young Bristol appeared, rubbing the sleep from her eyes.
"You rang, my lady?"
"Take the infant Sprig--"
"Trig, my lady."
"You dare correct me?" Sarah responded. She could feel that her maverick, beside her in the bed, was responding to her passionate outburst. "If I say he be Sprig, then Sprig he shall be, don't ya know!"
"Aye, my lady."
"Take young Sprite to the nursery. See that his father is not awakened. Be quick about it!"
"Aye, my lady." She gathered the infant into unwilling arms and departed.
"Your untamed passionate spirit engorges me, my mavericka!" said Sarah's beloved.
Sarah smiled, and opened a drawer in the night table. She produced a small object.
"Shall I put some lipstick upon my own personal pitbull?" she said. "Once you go doggy, you never go back."
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Updated On: 10/10/08 at 07:03 PM
#34
Posted: 10/10/08 at 7:11pm
As they lay in bed, trembling, still sweaty from their passions, John's face took on it's characteristic clench.
"Sarah?" he asked gruffly.
"Yes, Maverick?" She replied, snuggling in against him, her lipstick smeared from their passion.
"You were....you were..." john stammered, his face taking on it's ugly blotchy look as his anger built like a storm over the North Slope. "Just now...you were thinking..of THAT ONE!"
"Sarah?" he asked gruffly.
"Yes, Maverick?" She replied, snuggling in against him, her lipstick smeared from their passion.
"You were....you were..." john stammered, his face taking on it's ugly blotchy look as his anger built like a storm over the North Slope. "Just now...you were thinking..of THAT ONE!"
Updated On: 10/10/08 at 07:11 PM
#36
Posted: 10/10/08 at 9:46pm
As she glanced in the vanity mirror, she saw that a drop of sweat sweat glistened on her mustache, a spark of reflected morning sunlight to remind her of the hot passionate fireworks that she and her Maverick shared just moments ago. Her thighs trembled with the echo of the remembered ecstasy.
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#37
Posted: 10/11/08 at 9:11am
This thread is freaking hilarious......and yet gross at the same time.
KFTC!!!!!
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