#1
Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:44pm
Must read before November 4...after that, no one will care!
Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel
#2
Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:45pm
For the first time ever, I kinda see what she sees in him.
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#3
Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:49pm
He has excellent nipple placement, doesn't he?
#4
Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:49pm
Tenderly, Sarah paced the floor of her suite. Would the beloved arrive? Would he transport her to bold new heights of sensual ecstasy? Baby Trig wriggled in her arms.
There was a knock at the door. Could it be...
"Sarah? It is I," a voice purred through the door. Sarah put Baby Trig in his crib, and gave her cooing infant a bottle full of Nyquil. There would be no interruptions this night of nights.
Sarah approached the door. "John?" she whispered.
"I am here to transport you to where infinity knows no bounds," her beloved's voice poured like sweet honey through the keyhole. "Let me in, my friend."
There was a knock at the door. Could it be...
"Sarah? It is I," a voice purred through the door. Sarah put Baby Trig in his crib, and gave her cooing infant a bottle full of Nyquil. There would be no interruptions this night of nights.
Sarah approached the door. "John?" she whispered.
"I am here to transport you to where infinity knows no bounds," her beloved's voice poured like sweet honey through the keyhole. "Let me in, my friend."
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
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Updated On: 10/10/08 at 12:49 PM
#5
Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:50pm
A bag over the face and some a. bleaching and he'd be good to go.
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#6
Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:51pm
I choked on my water. Thank you.
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
#7
Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:52pm
Roscoe, the only thing that would make it better would be if it ended with, "Let me in, my friend."
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
#8
Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:52pm
Roscoe, was that passage from Chapter 1?
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#9
Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:52pm
John McCain would never, ever say "It is I."
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#10
Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:54pm
Thanks, Jason. I'm embarassed I didn't think of it.
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
#11
Posted: 10/10/08 at 1:01pm
"Oh fer cry aye!" Sarah murmured as John began to "campaign."
"Yah, John, you make me scream and so forth" she said before blurting out "Drill baby, drill!"
"Yah, John, you make me scream and so forth" she said before blurting out "Drill baby, drill!"
#12
Posted: 10/10/08 at 1:02pm
OK, I just threw up a little in my throat.
KFTC!!!!!
#13
Posted: 10/10/08 at 1:05pm
Oh, and Sarah Palin hasn't been a 'maiden' since the 70s.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#14
Posted: 10/10/08 at 1:26pm
Um, she was not married until the 80s! Are you implying that she had sexual relations out of wedlock? Slander!
#15
Posted: 10/10/08 at 1:34pm
Well, her first child was born seven months after the wedding, and he was not an underwieght premee. Do the math. Like mother, like daughter.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#16
Posted: 10/10/08 at 2:04pm
"I am here to transport you to where infinity knows no bounds," her beloved's voice poured like sweet honey through the keyhole. "Let me in, my friend."
LMAO
LMAO
#18
Posted: 10/10/08 at 2:24pm
Sarah had never known such ecstasy. The muscularity of McCain's patriotism, the thrusting virility of his foreign policies and the great gushing unending flood of his economic policies drove her to hitherto unscaled heights of pure partisan delight.
"I never knew it could be like this," she gasped. "Cigarette?"
He didn't respond. She turned his virile face to hers and looked deep into his eyes.
"Tell Sarah," she said.
"I can hide nothing from you, my friend," he said gruffly. "I am concerned about..."
"About?" she prompted.
"About that one."
"I never knew it could be like this," she gasped. "Cigarette?"
He didn't respond. She turned his virile face to hers and looked deep into his eyes.
"Tell Sarah," she said.
"I can hide nothing from you, my friend," he said gruffly. "I am concerned about..."
"About?" she prompted.
"About that one."
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
#19
Posted: 10/10/08 at 2:35pm
OK Roscoe...I'm hooked!!! I will be looking for this thread later this evening when I get in to see if the story continues!!!
Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder
#20
Posted: 10/10/08 at 2:46pm
Until this moment, I've never known what it would be like to do a spit take and projectile vomit at the same time. Thank you for allowing me to experience that magical moment.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#21
Posted: 10/10/08 at 2:48pm
This isn't an actual book is it?
#22
Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:03pm
Roscoe, my book has, "Tell Sarah, wontcha?" in it.
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#23
Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:16pm
Does anyone else think Roscoe is just a little too good at this romance novel thing?
LOL!
LOL!
KFTC!!!!!
#24
Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:18pm
I think Roscoe should start writing the companion book: "The First Dude and the Pill Popper".
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#25
Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:22pm
This isn't an actual book is it?
There always has to be one, doesn't there?
Yes, dear, and Roscoe ghostwrote it.
There always has to be one, doesn't there?
Yes, dear, and Roscoe ghostwrote it.
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