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Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel

Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel

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Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#1

Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:44pm

Must read before November 4...after that, no one will care!


Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel


re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#2

Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:45pm

For the first time ever, I kinda see what she sees in him.


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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#2

Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:49pm

He has excellent nipple placement, doesn't he?


re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#3

Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:49pm

Tenderly, Sarah paced the floor of her suite. Would the beloved arrive? Would he transport her to bold new heights of sensual ecstasy? Baby Trig wriggled in her arms.

There was a knock at the door. Could it be...

"Sarah? It is I," a voice purred through the door. Sarah put Baby Trig in his crib, and gave her cooing infant a bottle full of Nyquil. There would be no interruptions this night of nights.

Sarah approached the door. "John?" she whispered.

"I am here to transport you to where infinity knows no bounds," her beloved's voice poured like sweet honey through the keyhole. "Let me in, my friend."





"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/
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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#4

Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:50pm

A bag over the face and some a. bleaching and he'd be good to go.


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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#5

Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:51pm

I choked on my water. Thank you.


Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#6

Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:52pm

Roscoe, the only thing that would make it better would be if it ended with, "Let me in, my friend."


Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#7

Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:52pm

Roscoe, was that passage from Chapter 1?


Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#8

Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:52pm

John McCain would never, ever say "It is I."


"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#9

Posted: 10/10/08 at 12:54pm

Thanks, Jason. I'm embarassed I didn't think of it.


"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#10

Posted: 10/10/08 at 1:01pm

"Oh fer cry aye!" Sarah murmured as John began to "campaign."

"Yah, John, you make me scream and so forth" she said before blurting out "Drill baby, drill!"

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#11

Posted: 10/10/08 at 1:02pm

OK, I just threw up a little in my throat.


KFTC!!!!!

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#12

Posted: 10/10/08 at 1:05pm

Oh, and Sarah Palin hasn't been a 'maiden' since the 70s.


"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#13

Posted: 10/10/08 at 1:26pm

Um, she was not married until the 80s! Are you implying that she had sexual relations out of wedlock? Slander!

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#14

Posted: 10/10/08 at 1:34pm

Well, her first child was born seven months after the wedding, and he was not an underwieght premee. Do the math. Like mother, like daughter.


"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#15

Posted: 10/10/08 at 2:04pm

"I am here to transport you to where infinity knows no bounds," her beloved's voice poured like sweet honey through the keyhole. "Let me in, my friend."

LMAO

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#16

Posted: 10/10/08 at 2:14pm

Who's the top?

re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#17

Posted: 10/10/08 at 2:24pm

Sarah had never known such ecstasy. The muscularity of McCain's patriotism, the thrusting virility of his foreign policies and the great gushing unending flood of his economic policies drove her to hitherto unscaled heights of pure partisan delight.

"I never knew it could be like this," she gasped. "Cigarette?"

He didn't respond. She turned his virile face to hers and looked deep into his eyes.

"Tell Sarah," she said.

"I can hide nothing from you, my friend," he said gruffly. "I am concerned about..."

"About?" she prompted.

"About that one."



"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#18

Posted: 10/10/08 at 2:35pm

OK Roscoe...I'm hooked!!! I will be looking for this thread later this evening when I get in to see if the story continues!!!


Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#19

Posted: 10/10/08 at 2:46pm

Until this moment, I've never known what it would be like to do a spit take and projectile vomit at the same time. Thank you for allowing me to experience that magical moment.


"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont


My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#20

Posted: 10/10/08 at 2:48pm

This isn't an actual book is it?

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#21

Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:03pm

Roscoe, my book has, "Tell Sarah, wontcha?" in it.


Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#22

Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:16pm

Does anyone else think Roscoe is just a little too good at this romance novel thing?

LOL!


KFTC!!!!!

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#23

Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:18pm

I think Roscoe should start writing the companion book: "The First Dude and the Pill Popper".


"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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re: Hot 'n' Steamy McCain/Palin Romance Novel#24

Posted: 10/10/08 at 3:22pm

This isn't an actual book is it?

There always has to be one, doesn't there?

Yes, dear, and Roscoe ghostwrote it.



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