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#326

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 1:44pm

Rock the boat, rock the boat baby....

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#327

Boobs - I only moved to Chicago a few years ago, so I never saw the Bubblegum Digest. In Houston, we watched Villa Allegre.

Clackers scared me to death as a kid. Every time I played with them I would clack the crap out my hands and wind of with multiple bruises.

I don't remember the ball toy being called a "Footsie". I think it had "Skip" in the name, but there are various versions of it that still exist for sale.

I also loved Wacky Packs. My brother and I collected them like crazy. I also collected Happy Days and Mork and Mindy cards.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

Updated On: 1/26/05 at 01:57 PM

#328

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 1:58pm

In a little while from now,
If I'm not feeling any less sour
I promised myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower,
And climbing to the top,
Will throw myself off
In an effort to make it clear to who
Ever what it's like when your shattered
Left standing in the lurch, at a church
Where people 're saying,
"My God that's tough, she stood him up!
No point in us remaining.
May as well go home."
As I did on my own,
Alone again, naturally

To think that only yesterday,
I was cheerful, bright and gay,
Looking forward to, but who wouldn't do,
The role I was about to play
But as if to knock me down,
Reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch,
Cut me into little pieces
Leaving me to doubt,
All about God and His mercy
For if He really does exist
Why did He desert me
In my hour of need?
I truly am indeed,
Alone again, naturally

It seems to me that
There are more hearts
Broken in the world
That can't be mended
Left unattended
What do we do? What do we do?

(instrumental break)

Now looking back over the years,
And what ever else that appears
I remember I cried when my father died
Never wishing to hide the tears
And at sixty-five years old,
My mother, God rest her soul,
Couldn't understand, why the only man
She had ever loved had been taken
Leaving her to start with a heart
So badly broken
Despite encouragement from me
No words were ever spoken
And when she passed away
I cried and cried all day
Alone again, naturally
Alone again, naturally

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#329

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:02pm

God, Boobs, way to bring down a thread.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 1/26/05 at 02:02 PM

#330

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:05pm

MisterMatt, that's a later version of Footsie than what I had. Mine was a ring that slipped over your ankle, then it had that PVC tubing with the plastic bell attached at the end.

I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

#331

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:05pm

Sorry Rath, but that was my FAVORITE song for a long time.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#332

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:06pm

Boobs, do I have to tell the story yet again of how my mother actually gave me Janis Ian's At Seventeen album for my 17th b'day? B*tch.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#333

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:09pm

Mister Matt you are also right. Footsies are now called Skip-bos
Still snowing, more cocoa is needed.

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

#334

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:11pm

Rath..LOL !!! I do LOVE that song too..always being the one who's name was called last when choosing sides for basketball...although as a Lesbian you should've been good at sports.

Mister Matt...I just got a box of Wacky Packs recently from Amamzon...I still have some of the old ones that I stuck on my record boxes.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#335

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:11pm

Mr. Matt is correct as usual. It was called a Skip It.

#336

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:11pm

Actually, Boobs, I was a triple threat - a lesbian who had no athletic NOR carpentry skills. I was always picked last.

My gay half-sister, however, was the champion at every sport. B*tch.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

Updated On: 1/26/05 at 02:11 PM

#337

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:13pm

*give Rath a big hug*

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#338

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:14pm

*snuggles in*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#339

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:16pm

Picks Rath's half-sib to be on his Dodgeball and Red Rover team

#340

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:17pm

Damn right you do, SOMMS.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#341

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:19pm

*runs before SOMMSY throws a ball at me that could kill me*

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#342

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:32pm

Hits boobs in the back of the head with a spit ball, tackles him and gives him an noogy and a wedgie.

#343

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:34pm

TOOOODDDDDDDD !!!! I feel like Lisa Loopner (sp?)

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#344

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:39pm

Then kisses him and ... I always had an ulterior motive as a kid.

#345

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:40pm

BOYS!!!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#346

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:41pm

*opens mouth for SOMMSY's kiss and bites him instead*..I've always had a motive too la la la la la la...*skips away*

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#347

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:42pm

*shakes head*

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#348

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:46pm

Screams after boobs will holding his tongue ... Luth, Wino, Boother.

#349

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:49pm

Danke Schoen, Darling, Danke Schoen.
Thank you for all the joy and pain.
Picture shows, second balcony, was the place we'd meet,
Second seat, go Dutch treat, you were sweet.

Danke Schoen, Darling, Danke Schoen.
Save those lies, Darling don't explain.
I recall, Central Park in fall.
How you tore your dress, what a mess, I confess.
That's not all.

Danke Schoen, Darling, Danke Schoen.
Thank you for walks down Lover's Lane.
I can see, hearts carved on a tree.
Letters inter-twined, for all time, yours and mine, that wasfine.

Danke Schoen, Darling, Danke Schoen.
Thank you for seeing me again.
Though we go on our seperate ways,
Still the memory stays, for always, my heart says, DankeSchoen.

Danke Schoen, Oh Darling, Danke Schoen.
I said, Thank you for seeing me again.
Though we go- on our seperate ways,
Still the memory stays, for always, my heart says, DankeSchoen.

Danke Schoen, Auf Wiedersehn, Danke Schoen

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#350

re: how did we survive

Posted: 1/26/05 at 2:54pm

Dodgeball was the only sport I was good at. I was terrified of getting hit by those red rubber balls. How about toys you wanted but never got? I envied all my friends who had either a Big Wheel or a Sit 'n' Spin.

My favorite happy place song:

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
[Sax solo]
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

My mother played her 45 of this every time she prepared for a date with my dad when they were in high school.

"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

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