Funny..beaver mentioned "Glass Bottom Boat" on a post on the last page and I was singing that stupid song in my head this morning....how strange is that?
All aboard, all aboard on the Glass Bottom boat.
It's the greatest show that was ever afloat.
Take a ride on the tide with the gliding(guiding?) sea, the way out wonders of the deep blue sea.
The deep blue sea, the deep blue sea, there's alot to see in the deep blue sea, the sail fish sail and the blow fish blow, cockles and muscles alive alive oh!
Now the turtle is slow but not so dumb, he has his own condomindium. The hallibots eyes turn up and in, he don't know where he's goin but he knows where he's been.
In the deep blue sea, the deep blue sea there's alot goin on in the deep blue sea. Life on the Glass Bottom Boat is great! I'm not a captain....you could use a mate!
(this part is sung at increasing TURBO speed)
The flying fish was an aweful ham, made a three point landing in a frying pan, the porpoise has the most horsepower but the whale's the one with the built in shower, starfish starfish two and fro, apple plummy in a casarole, winding binding giant kelp keeps growing growing growing up!
(big out of breath sigh)
All aboard all aboard on the glass bottom boat, it's the greatest show that was ever afloat.
Take a ride on the tide with the gliding sea, the way out wonders of the deep blue sea....
Now you all come along on a big clam bake,
and watch the swordfish cut the cake.
As the baracuda makes the scene, the jelly fish shivers like a tamborine
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 5/17/05 at 12:18 PM