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#4000Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:10pmGirly..what are you talking about? That is DG's baby picture..he's always been so cute !!!
#4001Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:11pm
I so wish I could post my baby pics. I used to hate them in my late teens/20's, but if I must say so myself, I was an adorable baby. Have no idea where it all went wrong...
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
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#4002Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:15pm
Girly - I'm afraid I'm not really into the whole picture 'thing' - my mother has all that stuff.
Boobs - I molted - how did that happen?
#4003Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:18pm
Funny..beaver mentioned "Glass Bottom Boat" on a post on the last page and I was singing that stupid song in my head this morning....how strange is that?
All aboard, all aboard on the Glass Bottom boat.
It's the greatest show that was ever afloat.
Take a ride on the tide with the gliding(guiding?) sea, the way out wonders of the deep blue sea.
The deep blue sea, the deep blue sea, there's alot to see in the deep blue sea, the sail fish sail and the blow fish blow, cockles and muscles alive alive oh!
Now the turtle is slow but not so dumb, he has his own condomindium. The hallibots eyes turn up and in, he don't know where he's goin but he knows where he's been.
In the deep blue sea, the deep blue sea there's alot goin on in the deep blue sea. Life on the Glass Bottom Boat is great! I'm not a captain....you could use a mate!
(this part is sung at increasing TURBO speed)
The flying fish was an aweful ham, made a three point landing in a frying pan, the porpoise has the most horsepower but the whale's the one with the built in shower, starfish starfish two and fro, apple plummy in a casarole, winding binding giant kelp keeps growing growing growing up!
(big out of breath sigh)
All aboard all aboard on the glass bottom boat, it's the greatest show that was ever afloat.
Take a ride on the tide with the gliding sea, the way out wonders of the deep blue sea....
Now you all come along on a big clam bake,
and watch the swordfish cut the cake.
As the baracuda makes the scene, the jelly fish shivers like a tamborine
#4004Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:20pm
Oh Beav... I was really fat as a child. My mom jokes that's why I walked at 7 months... I was so fat I couldn't crawl.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#4005Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:27pm
morning beaver all I can say is great minds sister !!!!
BTW...I was the fatest out of 4..my older brother used to call me fatso..actually he made it into a song...it was very catchy...when sung with a fat lip. I got even with all of them and became the tallest...which is pretty sad being I'm only 5'7".
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#4006Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:27pmI can testify that Beav has lost ALL of his baby fat - and left the svelt hot man that was underneath the whole time.
#4007Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:29pmWhen did beaver eat this hot guy?
#4008Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:29pmYeah... me not so much on the loosing the baby fat. Do they still call it baby fat when you're pushing 40?
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
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#4009Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:32pm
"When did beaver eat this hot guy?"
This just gave me mental images I'm not sure I was ready for so early in the day.
Beav - just tellin' the truth, Darlin'
#4010Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:34pm
Yay... beav baby pic!
You're adorable. And SO not fat.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#4011Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:38pm
Should I post a baby picture? Or do you guys think I'm still a baby and should post a current picture
I started on Adam's Rib around midnight last night, and finally threw in the towel and went to sleep -- I'll be watching it tonight!
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#4012Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:39pmTo quote a comedian I've heard, "Therapy's easy. It's like a game show where the answer is always 'my mother'."
#4013Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:41pm
I can't believe I'm inclined to share this with you all... but, here goes.
When I was 12, it was summer and warm and I was walking around with my shirt off. I walked into the kitchen where everyone was, and my grandmother says for everyone to hear... "Oh look... he (my name) has girl boobies." Yeah... never again will you catch me with my shirt off in public.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#4014Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:44pmBeav, you KNOW I'm Rhoda Penmark (or as I prefer, Tina Denmark)
#4015Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:47pmget out the baby picture Shira....you're far from a baby now.
#4016Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:50pm
That's my new calling in life!
Okay, I'm editing it now -- beware, it's scandalous for a four year old.
#4017Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:51pmNowadays strippers would call themselves Anita Bush..although she might be the President's aunt.
#4018Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:54pmYou have me laughing out loud at my desk and blowing my cover that I'm working and typing very hard!
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#4019Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:55pm

Beware, it's rather scandalous!
#4020Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:56pmYAY! That's awesome! You MUST make it your avatar!!!!
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
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#4021Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 12:56pmI have no words. Well, yes I do, but talk about scandalous!
#4023Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 1:00pmYou rock my world Shira!
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#4024Tuesday Tales
Posted: 5/17/05 at 1:00pmOMG Shira....that is hysterical !!!! you win the funniest baby avatar !!! not for anything, but your parents take a picture of you on the potty, but don't let you see "The Wizard of Oz"..what's wrong with this picture?
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