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#4001

Tuesday Tales

Girly..what are you talking about? That is DG's baby picture..he's always been so cute !!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4002

Tuesday Tales

I so wish I could post my baby pics. I used to hate them in my late teens/20's, but if I must say so myself, I was an adorable baby. Have no idea where it all went wrong... Tuesday Tales
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#4003

Tuesday Tales

Girly - I'm afraid I'm not really into the whole picture 'thing' - my mother has all that stuff.

Boobs - I molted - how did that happen?
#4004

Tuesday Tales

Funny..beaver mentioned "Glass Bottom Boat" on a post on the last page and I was singing that stupid song in my head this morning....how strange is that?

All aboard, all aboard on the Glass Bottom boat.
It's the greatest show that was ever afloat.
Take a ride on the tide with the gliding(guiding?) sea, the way out wonders of the deep blue sea.

The deep blue sea, the deep blue sea, there's alot to see in the deep blue sea, the sail fish sail and the blow fish blow, cockles and muscles alive alive oh!
Now the turtle is slow but not so dumb, he has his own condomindium. The hallibots eyes turn up and in, he don't know where he's goin but he knows where he's been.
In the deep blue sea, the deep blue sea there's alot goin on in the deep blue sea. Life on the Glass Bottom Boat is great! I'm not a captain....you could use a mate!
(this part is sung at increasing TURBO speed)
The flying fish was an aweful ham, made a three point landing in a frying pan, the porpoise has the most horsepower but the whale's the one with the built in shower, starfish starfish two and fro, apple plummy in a casarole, winding binding giant kelp keeps growing growing growing up!
(big out of breath sigh)

All aboard all aboard on the glass bottom boat, it's the greatest show that was ever afloat.
Take a ride on the tide with the gliding sea, the way out wonders of the deep blue sea....

Now you all come along on a big clam bake,
and watch the swordfish cut the cake.
As the baracuda makes the scene, the jelly fish shivers like a tamborine



"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Updated On: 5/17/05 at 12:18 PM

#4005

Tuesday Tales

Oh Beav... I was really fat as a child. My mom jokes that's why I walked at 7 months... I was so fat I couldn't crawl. Tuesday Tales
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#4006

Tuesday Tales

morning beaver all I can say is great minds sister !!!!

BTW...I was the fatest out of 4..my older brother used to call me fatso..actually he made it into a song...it was very catchy...when sung with a fat lip. I got even with all of them and became the tallest...which is pretty sad being I'm only 5'7".
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4007

Tuesday Tales

I can testify that Beav has lost ALL of his baby fat - and left the svelt hot man that was underneath the whole time.
#4008

Tuesday Tales

When did beaver eat this hot guy?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4009

Tuesday Tales

Yeah... me not so much on the loosing the baby fat. Do they still call it baby fat when you're pushing 40?
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#4010

Tuesday Tales

"When did beaver eat this hot guy?"

This just gave me mental images I'm not sure I was ready for so early in the day.

Beav - just tellin' the truth, Darlin' Tuesday Tales
#4011

Tuesday Tales

Yay... beav baby pic!

You're adorable. And SO not fat.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#4012

Tuesday Tales

Should I post a baby picture? Or do you guys think I'm still a baby and should post a current picture Tuesday Tales

I started on Adam's Rib around midnight last night, and finally threw in the towel and went to sleep -- I'll be watching it tonight!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#4013

Tuesday Tales

To quote a comedian I've heard, "Therapy's easy. It's like a game show where the answer is always 'my mother'."
#4014

Tuesday Tales

I can't believe I'm inclined to share this with you all... but, here goes.

When I was 12, it was summer and warm and I was walking around with my shirt off. I walked into the kitchen where everyone was, and my grandmother says for everyone to hear... "Oh look... he (my name) has girl boobies." Yeah... never again will you catch me with my shirt off in public.
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#4015

Tuesday Tales

Beav, you KNOW I'm Rhoda Penmark (or as I prefer, Tina Denmark)
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#4016

Tuesday Tales

get out the baby picture Shira....you're far from a baby now.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4017

Tuesday Tales

That's my new calling in life!

Okay, I'm editing it now -- beware, it's scandalous for a four year old.
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#4018

Tuesday Tales

Nowadays strippers would call themselves Anita Bush..although she might be the President's aunt.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#4019

Tuesday Tales

You have me laughing out loud at my desk and blowing my cover that I'm working and typing very hard!
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#4020

Tuesday Tales

Tuesday Tales

Beware, it's rather scandalous!


Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#4021

Tuesday Tales

YAY! That's awesome! You MUST make it your avatar!!!!
Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#4022

Tuesday Tales

I have no words. Well, yes I do, but talk about scandalous!
#4023

Tuesday Tales

Everything's covered up....
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#4024

Tuesday Tales

You rock my world Shira!
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#4025

Tuesday Tales

OMG Shira....that is hysterical !!!! you win the funniest baby avatar !!! not for anything, but your parents take a picture of you on the potty, but don't let you see "The Wizard of Oz"..what's wrong with this picture?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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