How is everyone so goddam witty?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:38am

It seems like everyone on this board is so witty. I was reading a couple of posts and was struck with this sudden conclusion. So I need to know: How is everyone so goddam witty? Fess up. You all take some sort os super drug that is only avaible to hussies on the black market.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:41am

It's a book. It's called "How To Be So Goddamn Witty Without Even Trying" . Read it. Learn it. Post it. Updated On: 7/16/04 at 01:41 AM

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:41am

SLEEP DEPRIVATION.

[insomniak]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:42am

It's ok, the people here are nice even to us nonwitty folks.

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:43am

Judy's right. I make my funniest comments when I'm tired.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:44am

being a high tenor with an IQ of 10.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:44am

Ah, I knew it came from some secret book. Amazon delivers overnight, right?

[aspiringguy715]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:47am

sleep deprivation and tenor voice, both combined and you get some crazy things out of me

[Sumofallthings]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:47am

Well my trick is that I post right after WickedRocks or J.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:48am

This theard just went from luke warm to sizzling hot. Updated On: 7/16/04 at 01:48 AM

[luvtheEmcee]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:48am

AG, you're stil awake?! lol!

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:50am

AG's alive and kicking up the chat room.

And Spidey, how could I forget?

It's being a coloratura soprano with an IQ of 8, as well as sleep deprived, that makes me sound witty to some, and like a complete idiot to others.

[Thoroughly Modern Cara]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:52am

yes this black market drug can only be bought from the vendors that hover around the stage doors shoving fake Louis Vuitton's in your face.

[starlyricist]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:52am

Wait, tenors can have an IQ of 10??? Damn, I'm screwed. And TOTALLY sleep deprived, but not feelin' very witty right now.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:52am

Matt_G's autobiography, "Witticisms and Me".


I've heard "Message Boards for Dummies" is good, too.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:54am

Well, I guess I have a lot of reading to do this weekend . . . the drug sounds easier.

[starlyricist]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 1:57am

also, you should preorder on Amazon, "Pretty, Witty and Gay: A Memoir" by yours truly. Amazing insight into just how HARD it is to be funny sometimes.

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 2:00am

papalovesmambo's book, "i am the politboro", has a certain appeal as well.

[aspiringguy715]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 2:00am

Don't forget my contributions to your memoir starlyricist!

and yes luvtheemcee i'm STILL up lol Updated On: 7/16/04 at 02:00 AM

[TheGirlinTheFrock]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 2:01am

I was going to say something witty, but i am to gosh darn tired. give me a couple hours sleep and ill repost

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 2:07am

My book: "Why I Hate Mary Kate" is due in stores next month...

[starlyricist]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 2:12am

oh aspiringguy, how could i have the book without mention of you? it's nice to be able to have a positive affect on the upcoming witty young people...

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 2:16am

Ah, CATS.
My little witty kitty.
you bring a smile to my face

[SammyGal]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 2:19am

I find sometimes taking Uppers and then dancing around to Footloose does the mind goooood.

;P

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/16/04 at 7:55am

Read: "How To Be So Goddamn Witty For Dummies" it's like the Bible for wittiness on BWW.

Updated On: 7/16/04 at 07:55 AM