Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07

I actually linked through this at Pam's when I was looking up stuff on GLAAD v Sherri Shepherd, but this is so redonk it deserved its own thread. The link itself is actually a Kenyan blogger, repeating something posted in this book.
Don't starts accusing until you know you've seen several signs,
discussed it with a counselor or some other trained professional.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
"How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual"
"13) If he has a lot of unexcused absences, and if he's out later than he usually is a couple of times a week. He might be cruising or stopping by a Gay after-hour joint after his regular activities."
He could just as well be having an affair with another WOMAN.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
I like that the absences are not unexplained, but unexcused.
Yeah, like he's skipping school or something.....
A truck driver tried to cut me off as I was crossing the street the other day and, just as in item 2, he flung up at finger at me.
Now I know what it means!
I just re-read #2. I'm LMAO at the walking around in footies on their toes.
What's a footie?
Does that mean a foot long?
I hate it when I slip and accidentally put on footies and walk around on my toes.
How do you "sleep like a woman"? ..Just so I know what to look for..
^ Negligee, lacy eye mask . . . that sort of thing.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
I seem to not be covered by a good number of those items. I guess that means I must not really be gay?
"Does he sleep like a woman or like a man"
can someone please explain the difference to me?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
Hell, I've been single a bit too long. Does this mean I'm straight?
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
I don't really have any of these! Being gay IS just a phase! Happy days!
LOL tf4!
How many of you just checked for "tell tale humps"?
^^^^^^
I did and quite enjoyed it.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/13/06
How many of you just checked for "tell tale humps"?
I now fear that this is what I'm gonna think of if I'm ever unlucky enough to hear My Humps again.
10) You can touch his rectum to see if he has those tell-tale humps on his anus from having it stretched open with a penis.
That has to be one of the most perfectly crafted sentences ever created in the English language.
Read it aloud several times and tell me if you disagree.
It's so filthy in its eloquence. Or so eloquent in its filth.
She forgot the old classic "... his dick tastes like sh*t!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
Is it a problem for him getting an maintaining an erection, when it never used to be that difficult?
I like this one, too. It suggests he might just one day suddenly get the gay and be unable to get it up for her.
"Toss his salad" I admit, I have NO idea to what this is actually referring (I suppose I can GUESS), HOWEVER, couldn't the sign of his legs going up so fast just mean he wants "it" before she changes her mind--again????
To everything and everyone else: I thank you.
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