How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#1How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 11:56am
I actually linked through this at Pam's when I was looking up stuff on GLAAD v Sherri Shepherd, but this is so redonk it deserved its own thread. The link itself is actually a Kenyan blogger, repeating something posted in this book.
Don't starts accusing until you know you've seen several signs,
discussed it with a counselor or some other trained professional.
Rants and Raves of a Kenyan Gay Man Updated On: 5/2/19 at 11:56 AM
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#2How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:03pm
"How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual"
#3How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:07pm
"13) If he has a lot of unexcused absences, and if he's out later than he usually is a couple of times a week. He might be cruising or stopping by a Gay after-hour joint after his regular activities."
He could just as well be having an affair with another WOMAN.
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Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#4How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:10pmI like that the absences are not unexplained, but unexcused.
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#5How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:15pmYeah, like he's skipping school or something.....
#6How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:42pm
A truck driver tried to cut me off as I was crossing the street the other day and, just as in item 2, he flung up at finger at me.
Now I know what it means!
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#7How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:50pmI just re-read #2. I'm LMAO at the walking around in footies on their toes.
#8How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:57pm
What's a footie?
Does that mean a foot long?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#9How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 12:58pmI hate it when I slip and accidentally put on footies and walk around on my toes.
#10How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:01pmHow do you "sleep like a woman"? ..Just so I know what to look for..
#11How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:05pm^ Negligee, lacy eye mask . . . that sort of thing.
AEA AGMA SM
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
#12How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:10pmI seem to not be covered by a good number of those items. I guess that means I must not really be gay?
#13How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:11pm
"Does he sleep like a woman or like a man"
can someone please explain the difference to me?
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#14How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:23pmHell, I've been single a bit too long. Does this mean I'm straight?
#15How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:26pmI don't really have any of these! Being gay IS just a phase! Happy days!
#16How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:37pmLOL tf4!
#17How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 1:57pmHow many of you just checked for "tell tale humps"?
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
nmartin
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/3/05
#18How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 2:53pm
^^^^^^
I did and quite enjoyed it.
Craww
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/13/06
#19How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 3:22pm
How many of you just checked for "tell tale humps"?
I now fear that this is what I'm gonna think of if I'm ever unlucky enough to hear My Humps again.
#20How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 3:34pm
10) You can touch his rectum to see if he has those tell-tale humps on his anus from having it stretched open with a penis.
That has to be one of the most perfectly crafted sentences ever created in the English language.
Read it aloud several times and tell me if you disagree.
#21How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 3:45pmIt's so filthy in its eloquence. Or so eloquent in its filth.
#22How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 4:01pmShe forgot the old classic "... his dick tastes like sh*t!"
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#23How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 4:11pm
Is it a problem for him getting an maintaining an erection, when it never used to be that difficult?
I like this one, too. It suggests he might just one day suddenly get the gay and be unable to get it up for her.
dramamama611
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/07
#24How to tell if your man is gay or bisexual
Posted: 7/14/10 at 4:12pm
"Toss his salad" I admit, I have NO idea to what this is actually referring (I suppose I can GUESS), HOWEVER, couldn't the sign of his legs going up so fast just mean he wants "it" before she changes her mind--again????
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