I Adore SOMMS Thread- Page 32

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 8:24am

if you were straight and jewish, mrs. r next door would want nothing to do with you since she is really just after you for your keen fashion sense and ability to buy such fashions at retail.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 8:28am

Ahhh, but see sweetie, I only buy discount! My three years as the Men's Clothing Buyer at SFA put me off retail.

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 8:33am

but you still "shop for gas" in washington crossing, huh? they're too damned expensive- even if they have a hottie pump jockey.**

**who was covering up his fine legs with jeans this morning and his golden locks with a hat plus a yellow rain slicker to boot!

Updated On: 10/12/05 at 08:33 AM

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 8:37am

Oh, I don't fill up. I just buy enough to check out the pj's equipment.

Posted: 10/12/05 at 8:50am

Do you like your pumpjockeys big, SOMMS?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 8:52am

DG is that another EX of SOMMS...after all he does like them stiff.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 8:53am

Oh my yes D! The two on the bottom left aren't too shabby either.

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 8:56am

is somms' tank in the rear?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 8:57am

depends on the pump jockey.

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 8:59am

i miss my car where the tank was tucked discretely behind my license plate...

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 9:02am

from perezhilton.com:

Two Gays* Almost Arrested at Liza Concert

I saw Liza in concert on Saturday night.

There was a huge fracas in my section involving two gay men wearing matching hot pink boas. Some people complained about them and security came up and tried to arrest them. But they wouldn't get up. Then everybody starting sticking up for them, supposedly the people who complained were the real problem.

At one point one of the gay guys screamed "I came here to see LIZA!" at the top of his lungs.

Liza heard him on stage, looked over, and said "huh?"

Then she went back to the story she was sharing with the audience.

The girl next to me said "How do you get arrested at a Liza Minnelli concert?"


*only boobs and somms really know for sure....

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 9:03am

The vanity plate that read FILLRUP?

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 9:07am

actually it was 8ORMORE

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 9:11am

You're the reason I had to get 9ORMORE ?!?!

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 9:29am

sorry. does it still hurt?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 9:44am

You're kidding, right?

[shira467]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 9:46am

I think SOMMS is used to it by now.

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 9:47am

Little things don't bother me.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 9:48am

Pulease...big things don't bother him either.

[shira467]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 9:49am

You should know!

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 9:55am

how about backwards, in heels ?

[shira467]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 9:56am

I'm sure SOMMS has done that!

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 9:59am

With crown, scepter and ermine cape

[shira467]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 10:01am

I figured about the sceptre...

Now, ermine...that's sexy.

[RobbO]

Posted: 10/12/05 at 10:10am

i'm more curious about the "ex, the best friend (long story) and lancaster" with regard to an olivia newtown-john concert?

gettin' physical in the land of the amish? how wrong!