Thanks guys! I might get typed out because I'm heavier, but hell, any excuse to go to the city!
On a weird unrelated note.... I think my dad has a new girlfriend. This notion cought me off guard since I haven't heard about anyone since he almost got remarried 10 years ago! Apparently she lives in the city and he's going there next week for the day.... weirdness.
"If we don't live happily ever after at least we survive until the end of the week!"
-Kermit the frog
"I need the money... it costs a lot to look this cheap!" -Dolly P.
"Oh please, Over at 'Gypsy' Patti LuPone hasn't even alienated her first daughter yet!" Mary Testa in "Xanadu"
"...Like a drunk Chita Rivera!" Robin de Jesus in "In the Heights"
"B*tch, I don't know your life." -Xanadu
After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!! -KillerTofu