SAMN, I totally get it now. I'm taking similar baby steps. Like fully extending my thumbs when I'm texting as if they're tiny biceps. Or flexing my calf muscles when I'm struttin' my sh*t in peep toe pumps and a pencil skirt.
So I was gone like all weekend hanging out in Raleigh at this convention for people who are in the same religion as me. For a religion that doesn't condone homosexuality, sex before marriage, tight clothes, cleavage, blah blah blah those girls there certainly didn't make it easy on me cuz they looked all sorts of delicious. I'm always up for meeting new people and making more friends but good god every girl, and guy for that matter, was GORGEOUS!!! It was almost like the twisted Twilight Zone that so many HOT christians were gathered together in one place and
aren't allowed to get any!!! Oh cruel fate!!!! I was licking my chops all weekend like some crazed gay wolf...it was pathetic to say the least. I almost wish we had a strict dress code like the Amish. Bland colors, toe length dresses, severe bun hairstyles, absolutely NO makeup or jewelry for fear of being ostracized as a Jezebel of sorts. At least then I wouldn't be eyeballing everything that moved in a pair of heels!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed
Updated On: 8/10/09 at 10:46 PM