I Enjoy Being a Girl Vol 2!- Page 19

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 10:14am

OH. MY. GOSH. ADORABLE.

[xxnewgirlxx]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 11:18am

Will someone pour me a drink, please? I've been sooo stressed with work...arrghhhh...But, my company rocks and gave us tomorrow off in addition to Monday. Four day weekend! Yay.

So I went out w/ my friend Dan last night. Dan is still good friends w/ my ex. Which is fine; he and I have actually managed to stay friends until recently. When we broke up, he told me he wasn't ready to be in a relationship. Ok, fine...I mean, you are the one that pursued me and asked me to be in a relationship with you, but whatever.

So, fast-forward to this January and he started dating this girl. And like dumb boys are, he brought her to a gathering that I organized to celebrate the Inauguration. It was awkward for me...he was clueless and apparently didn't know why I was upset. Um...maybe because I've been crazy about you since the day I met you, idiot? lol...I know that sounds ridiculous.

And I basically haven't heard a word from him since he met this girl. I assumed the new chick didn't want him to talk to me, but I found out last night (which I suspected) that Dan told him how uncomfortable I was that night. So he's avoiding me. Dan also told me that THEY ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER. After dating for four months. Not ready for a relationship, huh? Idiot.

Sorry for the rant. But I know you ladies (and Piano) understand how infuriating men can be...

[killertofu333]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 11:59am

Is anyone else having a Blind Melon "No Rain" Bee Girl flashback a la 1992? Anyone? No? Ok.

Maisie, too friggin' cute. I was a plum in my 2nd grade "Food Groups" musical. However that photo must remain under lock and key due to the fact that that costume made my hips look OUTTA CONTROL at the tender age of 7!!!

Sorry for the rant. But I know you ladies (and Piano) understand how infuriating men can be...

Sister don't I KNOW IT!!! Well actually I don't because I really only dealt with boys in high school and that was bad enough for me. But I can see where you're coming from. He doesn't want to be in a quote unquote relationship with you, but he'll hop on board the crazy "Let's Live Together" train with this trollop?! No ma'am!! I say the next time you see this so-called commit-o-phobe kick him in the giblets and run like the DICKENS!!! After that if he still doesn't understand why you were uncomfortable and are now infuriated, kick him again but this time with Jazz Hands!!!

Updated On: 5/21/09 at 11:59 AM

[danmag]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 12:14pm

Mmm hmm. I could definitely see stabbing him, New Girl.

And I TOTALLY had a bee-girl flashback when I saw that picture! Too cute!

[StockardFan]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 12:18pm

newgirl, the same thing happened to me. And he married the girl. But I've heard he's a terrible husband.

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 12:22pm

Newgirl, that sucks. Boys suck. But we don't suck

[xxnewgirlxx]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 12:49pm

And apparently I'm going to have to see them next week at a party our mutual friend is hosting. Great.

(Should I remind him in front of her about how he told me I gave him the best BJ of his life?) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... Updated On: 5/21/09 at 12:49 PM

[danmag]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 12:50pm

I would so not be going to that party.

Unless I had weapons with me.


And yes, you should absolutely mention that.

Updated On: 5/21/09 at 12:50 PM

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 1:05pm

HAHAHHAHHAHAH! That's something I would do newgirl.

[killertofu333]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 1:15pm

*tears* *sniffles* I'm so happy that Volume 2 is becoming dirtier and dirtier. I've had to hold back on a few things while posting here. But now...f*ck IT!!!

And Newgirl, yes you should definitely mention that little tid bit. And stick your tongue into your cheek as you say it for the full effect.

[xxnewgirlxx]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 1:26pm

LOL tofu...I'm happy to contribute to the raunchiness. And if it helps, I'll be at a Cubs game during the day of the party so I'll be good and drunk by the time I see the lovebirds.

[danmag]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 1:27pm

Please take video.

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 1:34pm

I love y'all. That is all.

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 1:57pm

I second danmag's request.

And I have a Memorial Day party on Saturday, so come Sunday I'll have plenty of stories to dirty up this thread even more.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 4:07pm

Newgirl, I recommend you kick that dude in the larynx... that makes me so mad, and I don't even know the guy!

I'm auditioning for Peter Pan in a few hours! I want to play Mrs. Darling... well, actually, I want to play Smee, but I don't think they'll consider me for that role. And I don't look prepubescent enough to play anything else... but honestly, I'm not really expecting to get into the show, period. It's pretty competitive.

Maisie, that picture is incredibly adorable! My first show was "Annie," and I have this hilarious picture of me at age eight as Miss Hannigan, wearing this gaudy dress and bathrobe with all of this makeup and a million necklaces, holding a fake bottle of booze and doing the "Easy Street" dance with Rooster and Lily. I was the shortest person in the cast-- Annie looked so much older than I did!

[blondebaby589]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 4:12pm

OMG Peter Pan!!! (Obviously my favorite show of all time.) Break somethin tonight Schmergy!

[clever name]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 4:29pm

newgirl, ugh. I feel for you! i hate the mutual friend thing. Fill us in with how that party goes.

Maisie, that pic is so cute!

break a leg, Schmerg. I, somehow never laying eyes on you, feel you should be cast as Smee also.

BB, aren't you doing a production of Peter Pan that danmag and I will be attending drunk? Or have plans changed?

[Madcap Maisie]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 4:29pm

Updated On: 6/11/20 at 04:29 PM

[danmag]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 4:38pm

I think BB said that was not until November. We are totally there, Clever!

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 4:42pm

Inspired by Maisies picture..... it's mini-Kels

[danmag]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 4:47pm

Mini Dan Mag.

[xxnewgirlxx]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 4:50pm

Mini Newgirl and her mini-cousin:

[Madcap Maisie]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 4:54pm

Updated On: 6/12/20 at 04:54 PM

[danmag]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 4:55pm

Maisie, I would have to actually brush my hair if I Skyped.

It skeers me.

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 5/21/09 at 5:08pm

I have skype..... though I have only used it once before....

I have to go to work now... I called in because I had a bad headache but my coworker wouldn't cover for me (even though I have covered for her twice this week!) grrrr.... So I'll be back around 10pm.