Jag, that sucks ass!!! Why doesn't he just get it over with and ask you to be his mistress already?!
"Hey why don't you hang out with me
and my girlfriend? I'm sure she won't mind another woman there who is almost identical to her. If I mess up and call her by your name during the "intimate" times she won't be too upset...I think. I might begin to undress you with my eyes over drinks and if my girlfriend notices she may turn into a green eyed monster and retrieve the razor she keeps in her right boot, but I wouldn't worry about it too much, she's taking anger management at the Learning Annex sooo... All I'm saying is I know I'm hot and you're hot, oh sorry I mean my girlfriend's hot, and I just think we should keep the "hot" in a tight knit circle and all hangout together without any underlying sexual tension whatsoever. Whadda ya think?"
If it's a really bad romance movie I'm not sure Hugh Grant would say all that, but that's what I got from the Jag story du jour.

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