I'm back NERDS!!!!!
Hey ladies. I hope you're all doing well on this fine Memorial Day. I got back from the Anime Convention last night...good LORD what a culture shock!!! I have never seen so many grown ass men dressed up as cartoon characters with wigs in my entire life. I saw ass (not the good kind) I saw nipples (definitely not the good kind) And I heard "love noises" in the bathroom (NOT COOL DUDE!!) I did however get an eye full of Japanese school girl outfits with skirts that should have been illegal, chicks in pasties and not much else and A LOT of girls bending over for no good reason...which was fine by me. I saw a 30 year old Asian man in a full body red latex jumpsuit in 4 inch heels...he looked fabulous!!! There was a girl dressed as Poison Ivy from Batman and I had to do a double take to digest everything. There weren't enough leaves in the world to cover that girl up...awesome!!!!
Obviously there were a lot of girls who had no earthly business wearing halters and booty shorts (i.e a woman who obviously had a child not too long ago and had stretch marks for days on her abdomen) I was hoping to find someone to *cough* "hangout with" during my stay but one look around stopped me in my tracks. So for the ENTIRE weekend the Tofu Shop was closed.
There was this Japanese band there called NOIZE, I'm assuming you could categorize them as metal/glam, and they were loud as f*ck!!! I couldn't hear myself think. I was around all these rowdy guys moshing and covered in musty funky sweat. ICK. I acted like I was listening and bopping along, but in reality I had my iPod in my ears listening to "In the Heights" the whole time. Lin-Manuel saved my LIFE!!!! Me, my friend and her other friend (who wore a goth style corset and is totally hot, but she'd be even hotter if she didn't ramble about cartoons all the time) we wound up going to a rave on Saturday, which was interesting to say the least. I'm personally a very laid back partier. Give me a couple drinks some chill music and I'm good to go. But these kids were 100% f*cking crazy and high out of their heads. I could swear I saw at least 2 couples having sex on the dance floor even though it was almost pitch black, glow sticks were flying every which way, it was hot, cramped, and I was touched in interesting places while dancing. I don't mind dancing with guys, but dammit don't touch me like you know me or I'll crush your urethra!!!
People could tell I was an outsider and I was shunned most of the time. My friend already told me that the preppier you dress, while everyone else is in costume, some people could "smell the fear" on you. Unfortunately all I own is stuff from Hollister and Aeropostale so they pegged me from the beginning. So since I had to endure all that interesting behavior and being shunned like a whore in church, I dulled the "pain" with Rum & Cokes, and an awful lot of Vodka at the Pub or better yet Pubs until closing 3 nights straight.
*Recap Finis* Have a great evening girls!!!
Oh and BB, love the hair!!!
"I have the prettiest mother..."--Rhoda Penmark~~~ The Bad Seed