I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#1I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 10:45am
"Prince William and Kate Middleton are engaged and will marry next year, it has been confirmed."
Note to Kate: you may want to wait until after the Obamas are out of office because they are not good present givers.
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Updated On: 11/16/10 at 10:45 AM
#2I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 10:51amMarrying into that family, the toaster from the Obamas is the least of her concerns.
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#2I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 10:56am
Cute subject line (though it's his father who's the Prince of Wales).
But way to snatch idiocy from the mouth of coherence there at the end!
#3I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 10:59amAnd I was thisclose to being royalty. Damn.
When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain.
-Kad
#4I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:01amWell, there's often a second chance with this family.
#5I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:05am
Just call me Camilla.
(Although I guess she was really the first.)
When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain.
-Kad
#6I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:05amYeah, but second-chancers don't get to be queen...it's sort of a First Wives Club thing.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#7I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:09amWell I'm happy for them. I think they are adorable.
KFTC!!!!!
#8I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:12am
Yeah, but second-chancers don't get to be queen...it's sort of a First Wives Club thing.
Weren't the other wives of Henry VIII styled as Queen? Or is that because he was a jerkass who did whatever he wanted whenever he wanted?
When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain.
-Kad
#9I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:12am
Me too.
I'd take one of their litter.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#10I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:14am
"though it's his father who's the Prince of Wales"
Wills will become POW when granny moves to that Buckingham Palace in the sky.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#11I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:15am^ in about 75 years.
When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain.
-Kad
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#12I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:17amSo when Charles married Camilla, he agreed to give up being King right? So it will go straight from Liz to Wills?
KFTC!!!!!
#13I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:17am
Presumably yes. But that's still not whom she's marrying.
But as I said, it was a cute subject line.
I wonder if he'll get a new title when he marries.
#14I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:20am
No, Stock: Charles is still the heir apparent. (My "presumably" response was to goth.)
Updated On: 11/16/10 at 11:20 AM
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#15I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:22amOh, but Camilla won't be called Queen because she's divorced? I'm confuddled. I would prefer it just to go straight to William but I get no say obviously.
KFTC!!!!!
#16I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:25am
Assuming Charles accedes to the throne, she will be known as HRH The Princess Consort.
#17I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:29amAlthough would Diana have been Queen Diana anyway? Prince Philip is just that.
When I see the phrase "the ____ estate", I imagine a vast mansion in the country full of monocled men and high-collared women receiving letters about productions across the country and doing spit-takes at whatever they contain.
-Kad
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#18I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:30amIt was reported in the news a few years ago that Elizabeth began to "school" William in the affairs of state. She knows that something must be done so that Charles will never become king. The inbreeding of royalty has shown up in the insanity of Charles. I think when Diana died, the Queen was hoping that Charles would abdicate. Now she can only hope that she'll outlive him.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#19I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:31amYes, if they hadn't divorced. But not after that.
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#20I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:33am
"Although would Diana have been Queen Diana anyway?"
Diana would have been Queen when Elizabeth died, had they not divorced. When they divorced, she was retitled.
If everything remains the same, Kate will one day be titled Queen.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#21I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:51am
"The insanity of Charles"?
Goth, do you have any sources for all these statements? I think the last few decades have proven Charles to be not only intelligent but in the vanguard of a lot of environtmental issues, to take one example.
Or is that what you mean by insanity?
#22I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:54am
I was hoping he would choose someone with a more contemporary name. It would have been fun if England one day had a Queen Brandy, Queen Madison or Queen Sh'Oquisha.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
Updated On: 11/16/10 at 11:54 AM
#23I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 11:58amLatifah would have been simplest. She could have kept her stationery and luggage tags.
#24I Shall Marry The Prince Of Wales
Posted: 11/16/10 at 12:03pm
Talk about a marriage of convenience!
By the way reg, I've a feeling you presented Goth with a poor example. Don't Republicans generally consider environmental issues to be insanity?
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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