#1
Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:11pm
...a Food Network host. I don't know her name but she is beautiful. I want to wrap her in tortillas and make her a scarf out of old yearbooks I have.
I Think I May Have A Crush On...
#2
Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:15pm
Of course you know her name, because you had to find her somehow.
Her husband's pretty cute, too!
Her husband's pretty cute, too!
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#3
Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:16pm
......yikes.
her name is Giada.
and she is co-anchor of the Today show as well.
her name is Giada.
and she is co-anchor of the Today show as well.
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Updated On: 1/4/08 at 03:16 PM
#4
Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:19pm
And she's Dino DeLaurentis' granddaughter.
How does she eat all that food and remain so freakishly thin?
How does she eat all that food and remain so freakishly thin?
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#5
Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:19pm
I love Giada! (De Laurentiis)
Deet: Shira, I Love You!
#6
Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:22pm
We've made her stuffed shells w/pancetta and spinach recipe, and it was VERY good.
She is attractive, but her head is disproportionately large for her body.
She is attractive, but her head is disproportionately large for her body.
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#7
Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:30pm
She's very pretty. But, you could've picked a more flattering picture.
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#8
Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:34pm
unfortunately, that's pretty much her trademark expression.
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#9
Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:17pm
She looks like Marlee Matlin there.
#10
Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:19pm
blueroses - Ha! Is she going to do that thing where she makes the peace sign with her fingers and bang them together, then point at Cruel?
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#11
Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:24pm
lol Matt. I know the EXACT gesture you're talking about.
Great movie. Although now I have the "Boomerang-rang" song in my head.
Great movie. Although now I have the "Boomerang-rang" song in my head.
#12
Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:37pm
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who noticed her giant head precariously balancing on a tiny body. My husband told me it was just me being jealous. I call her lollipop.
#13
Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:38pm
I call it transparent jealousy.
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"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
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#14
Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:48pm
I love how Foster put some testosterone in this thread.
This is hilarious!
This is hilarious!
"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere
#15
Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:50pm
Wow, she's gorgeous.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#16
Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:51pm
I swear she only eats when she's filmed, because the woman is too damn skinny!
"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere
#17
Posted: 1/4/08 at 7:38pm
She is my mother's cousin's daughter. So, I'm pretty sure that makes her my second cousin, but I haven't seen her since we stopped having DeLaurentis family reunions, which we did for 38 consecutive years. She's also young enough to be my daughter. But, I'm a better cook.
#18
Posted: 1/4/08 at 8:56pm
I got to meet Giada at a book-signing. It was at 2pm in direct LA sun, and she was FLAWLESS.
And she was as nice and gracious as she could be.
I'm a fan for life.
And she was as nice and gracious as she could be.
I'm a fan for life.
#19
Posted: 1/4/08 at 8:59pm
that second picture of her is going to give me nightmares 
Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
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Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#20
Posted: 1/4/08 at 9:04pm
Watching her makes me depressed. She looks like a model as she's whipping up these delicious, yet rich meals...meanwhile I'm standing over the stove in sweatpants and an old tee shirt with no makeup on, lol.
She's very beautiful. With a killer rack.
She's very beautiful. With a killer rack.
The morning star always gets wonderful bright the minute before it has to go --doesn't it?
#21
Posted: 1/4/08 at 9:06pm
misschung, i used to feel a similar way when i would sit in my messy room and watch "cribs" on mtv 
Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#22
Posted: 1/4/08 at 9:40pm
"She's very beautiful. With a killer rack."
Indeed! I'm a gay man and the only thing I can focus on while watching her cook is her cleavage.
Indeed! I'm a gay man and the only thing I can focus on while watching her cook is her cleavage.
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Updated On: 1/4/08 at 09:40 PM
#23
Posted: 1/4/08 at 10:59pm
She can show as much cleavage as she wants. She is VERY hot.
And of all the cooks on the Food Network, she's the only one whose recipes I have made. Turned out soooo good!
And of all the cooks on the Food Network, she's the only one whose recipes I have made. Turned out soooo good!
::bust a move::
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