I Think I May Have A Crush On...

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:11pm

...a Food Network host. I don't know her name but she is beautiful. I want to wrap her in tortillas and make her a scarf out of old yearbooks I have.

[nitsua]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:15pm

Of course you know her name, because you had to find her somehow.

Her husband's pretty cute, too!

[Pippin]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:16pm

......yikes.


her name is Giada.

and she is co-anchor of the Today show as well.

Updated On: 1/4/08 at 03:16 PM

[D2]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:19pm

And she's Dino DeLaurentis' granddaughter.

How does she eat all that food and remain so freakishly thin?

[shira467]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:19pm

I love Giada! (De Laurentiis)

[madbrian]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:22pm

We've made her stuffed shells w/pancetta and spinach recipe, and it was VERY good.

She is attractive, but her head is disproportionately large for her body.

[shameless]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:30pm

She's very pretty. But, you could've picked a more flattering picture.

[Pippin]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 3:34pm

unfortunately, that's pretty much her trademark expression.

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:17pm

She looks like Marlee Matlin there.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:19pm

blueroses - Ha! Is she going to do that thing where she makes the peace sign with her fingers and bang them together, then point at Cruel?

[blueroses]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:24pm

lol Matt. I know the EXACT gesture you're talking about.

Great movie. Although now I have the "Boomerang-rang" song in my head.

[patti+bettysgirl]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:37pm

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who noticed her giant head precariously balancing on a tiny body. My husband told me it was just me being jealous. I call her lollipop.

[Wanna Be A Foster]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:38pm

I call it transparent jealousy.

[nitsua]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:48pm

I love how Foster put some testosterone in this thread.

This is hilarious!

[soapguy17]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:50pm

Wow, she's gorgeous.

[nitsua]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 6:51pm

I swear she only eats when she's filmed, because the woman is too damn skinny!

[JohnBoy2]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 7:38pm

She is my mother's cousin's daughter. So, I'm pretty sure that makes her my second cousin, but I haven't seen her since we stopped having DeLaurentis family reunions, which we did for 38 consecutive years. She's also young enough to be my daughter. But, I'm a better cook.

[DG]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 8:56pm

I got to meet Giada at a book-signing. It was at 2pm in direct LA sun, and she was FLAWLESS.

And she was as nice and gracious as she could be.

I'm a fan for life.

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 8:59pm

that second picture of her is going to give me nightmares

[misschung]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 9:04pm

Watching her makes me depressed. She looks like a model as she's whipping up these delicious, yet rich meals...meanwhile I'm standing over the stove in sweatpants and an old tee shirt with no makeup on, lol.

She's very beautiful. With a killer rack.

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 9:06pm

misschung, i used to feel a similar way when i would sit in my messy room and watch "cribs" on mtv

[JustAGuy]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 9:40pm

"She's very beautiful. With a killer rack."

Indeed! I'm a gay man and the only thing I can focus on while watching her cook is her cleavage.

Updated On: 1/4/08 at 09:40 PM

[zepka102]

Posted: 1/4/08 at 10:59pm

She can show as much cleavage as she wants. She is VERY hot.


And of all the cooks on the Food Network, she's the only one whose recipes I have made. Turned out soooo good!