I Was Thinking Of Using Them In A Salad

[wexy]

Posted: 2/21/09 at 1:50pm

I was in Best Buy this morning looking at iPod ear phones.
Three of them said "Ideal For Listening To Music" on the package.

I was thinking of them of tossing them on the field greens..
Duh..

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 2/21/09 at 2:22pm

I once bought a package of salted peanuts that was labeled "May contain peanuts."

[dramamama611]

Posted: 2/21/09 at 2:29pm

On the outstide of coffee cup: Contents may be hot.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 2/21/09 at 2:34pm

Directions for wet nap:

1.Open
2.Unfold
3.Use

Another gem is a green elevator up sign illuminated & someone asks "Is This Going Up? Added bonus when they ask someone else the same question - just to be sure, It would mean certain death if they went on a wrong elevator.

[Jane2]

Posted: 2/21/09 at 2:53pm

that's ok, I get patrons at the theater asking me if the elevator goes up as well as down.

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 2/21/09 at 3:03pm

People are stupid and will sue over anything they can, so companies have to put ridiculous warnings on everything to cover their a**.


Warning labels

[StockardFan]

Posted: 2/21/09 at 4:21pm

LOL!

[antonijan]

Posted: 2/26/09 at 3:49am

My sonicare toothbrush says it can be used as a vibrator.

[kelzama]

Posted: 2/26/09 at 9:29am

I'm always amused and a little disturbed by the signs in restrooms specifying the exact procedure for proper employee handwashing. "WASH hands with SOAP and HOT WATER AFTER using facilities and BEFORE returning to work."

[antonijan]

Posted: 2/26/09 at 1:59pm

Lavase dos manos...

[morosco]

Posted: 2/26/09 at 2:05pm

On A Box Of Rat Poison: Warning: Has Been Found To Cause Cancer In Laboratory Mice

[StockardFan]

Posted: 2/26/09 at 2:08pm

"My sonicare toothbrush says it can be used as a vibrator."


BWAAAHHHAAAAAA!