I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#1I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 10:36am
I loaned Fr. Jerry my ALTAR BOYZ CD. He wanted to hear it through before deciding on whether we should plan a parish trip to the show. (We'll be going the the fall.)
At Mass yesterday, he was delivering his homily when a cellphone went off. Everyone looked around to see who the culprit was. It turned out it was Fr. Jerry's phone.
He reached under his vestments and pulled out his phone and took the call. There was some sort of blabber about "Do you think they'd believe it?" and "They won't listen to me, do you think they'll listen to you?".
When the call was finished he said, "That was Jesus...He called me on my cellphone" Obviously he'd arranged with someone to call him at a specific time at each mass so he could use the gimmick.
After Mass I told him he should pay the ALTAR BOYZ royalties for stealing an idea for one of their songs.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Kringas
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/27/05
#2re: I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 10:39amDid he touch it inappropriately and threaten it with eternal damnation if it told anyone?
"How do you like THAT 'misanthropic panache,' Mr. Goldstone?" - PalJoey
touchmeinthemorning
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
#2re: I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 11:06amThis thread wins the award for best thread title.
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
-- unknown
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#3re: I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 11:13amOkay, your pastor is officially gayer than you are.
PEACE.
#4re: I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 11:42amomg i love it!
#5re: I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 11:49am
Lend him Gypsy, maybe he will do something with Gotta Get a Gimmick.
With an ommmph and an oomph and an oomph oomph omph,
I do it with a prayer!
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#6re: I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 11:52am
"When the call was finished he said, "That was Jesus...He called me on my cellphone"
Already done in the 1970s. Comedian Jerry Jordan did a 5 minute sketch called "Phone Call From God" which was very funny.
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#7re: I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 11:52amDon't lend him any Madonna!!!! (Like a Prayer!)
Just give the world Love. - S. Wonder
jimnysf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/05
#8re: I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 11:58amDon't lend him the Streisand CD with "He Touched Me" on it. Who knows where that could lead!
"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions"
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from "Can't Stop The Music"
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"When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth"
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"Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#9re: I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:34pm
>>>"Okay, your pastor is officially gayer than you are."<<<
It's funny you should mention this. Last night my son and daughter-in-law attended the last performance of GYPSY with me. On the way home they told me I was "the straightest gay guy" there.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#10re: I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 2:40pmDollypop - funny, when I saw the first performance of GYPSY, on the way there I was called the "gayest straight guy."
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#11re: I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 4:26pm
Hook, then maybe you and I are Ying and Yang.
From now on I will refer to you (with affection) as "Ying".
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
touchmeinthemorning
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
#12re: I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 4:30pmAnd I will refer to both of you as "mo"
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
-- unknown
Dollypop
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#13re: I Will Never Again Loan One of My Cast Albums To My Pastor
Posted: 7/30/07 at 6:22pmMo' Ying or Mo' Yang?
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
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