I am on the Red Carpet
I am on the Red Carpet#0
Posted: 2/27/05 at 8:25pmin my drop dead gorgeous Oscar De la Yenta gown with a plunging neckline down to my pupik.{ that is bellybutton in Yiddish} OOPS.......I am a about to have a clothing malfunction. Watch out. ( @ ) ( @ ).
re: I am on the Red Carpet#1
Posted: 2/27/05 at 8:45pmWell, I've flipped around all 300 channels and I can't find you, so you better fire your camera man.
re: I am on the Red Carpet#2
Posted: 2/27/05 at 9:02pmYenta, I voted for you on E Online for best dressed. I think you're winning.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: I am on the Red Carpet#3
Posted: 2/27/05 at 9:21pm
Yenta, Yenta, Yenta,
Woould you stop being do delusional about your sense of style? I know for a fact that you ordered your gown from the J.C.PEnney's Truck and Farmer's catalogue. How many times have I told you that red flannel does nothing for you? Better zip up your gown and stop showing off your pubic...err...pupik.
re: I am on the Red Carpet#4
Posted: 2/27/05 at 10:05pmThat is PUPIK Dollypop...not pubic. PUPIK. Let me tell you all something about Dollypop....He is in the Home For Wayward and Very Old Teachers. He has little left in his life nowadays. He just rolls around naked in his vast collection of antique Playbills. A few times a day he shuffles around in an old bathrobe once owned by Carol Channing mumbling the score from Hello Dolly in the wrong key. It is a sad commentary on the once vibrant person who helped young minds into the criminals and corrupt politicians they are today.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
re: I am on the Red Carpet#5
Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:27pmIs that any way to talk about the man who made you into a star?
re: I am on the Red Carpet#6
Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:30pmI see a new story emerging "All About Yenta"
re: I am on the Red Carpet#7
Posted: 2/28/05 at 7:09pmDollyplotz.....you didn't make me into a star. Andrew Lloyd Weber did.
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