I am on the Red Carpet

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

I am on the Red Carpet#0

Posted: 2/27/05 at 8:25pm

in my drop dead gorgeous Oscar De la Yenta gown with a plunging neckline down to my pupik.{ that is bellybutton in Yiddish} OOPS.......I am a about to have a clothing malfunction. Watch out. ( @ ) ( @ ).

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

[Gothampc]

re: I am on the Red Carpet#1

Posted: 2/27/05 at 8:45pm

Well, I've flipped around all 300 channels and I can't find you, so you better fire your camera man.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[munkustrap178]

re: I am on the Red Carpet#2

Posted: 2/27/05 at 9:02pm

Yenta, I voted for you on E Online for best dressed. I think you're winning.

"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charlie Manson

[Dollypop]

re: I am on the Red Carpet#3

Posted: 2/27/05 at 9:21pm

Yenta, Yenta, Yenta,

Woould you stop being do delusional about your sense of style? I know for a fact that you ordered your gown from the J.C.PEnney's Truck and Farmer's catalogue. How many times have I told you that red flannel does nothing for you? Better zip up your gown and stop showing off your pubic...err...pupik.

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

re: I am on the Red Carpet#4

Posted: 2/27/05 at 10:05pm

That is PUPIK Dollypop...not pubic. PUPIK. Let me tell you all something about Dollypop....He is in the Home For Wayward and Very Old Teachers. He has little left in his life nowadays. He just rolls around naked in his vast collection of antique Playbills. A few times a day he shuffles around in an old bathrobe once owned by Carol Channing mumbling the score from Hello Dolly in the wrong key. It is a sad commentary on the once vibrant person who helped young minds into the criminals and corrupt politicians they are today.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

[Dollypop]

re: I am on the Red Carpet#5

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:27pm

Is that any way to talk about the man who made you into a star?

"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

[Gothampc]

re: I am on the Red Carpet#6

Posted: 2/28/05 at 6:30pm

I see a new story emerging "All About Yenta"

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

re: I am on the Red Carpet#7

Posted: 2/28/05 at 7:09pm

Dollyplotz.....you didn't make me into a star. Andrew Lloyd Weber did.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.