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I broke my foot moving a dead body...
#50re: I broke my foot moving a dead body...
Posted: 2/3/08 at 7:39pm
Dottie, my sister reminded me of my grandma's funeral (100yrs) when my shoes were too new and slippery to carry her.
I scuffed the hell out of them in the parking lot of the church so I wouldn't drop her.
'Cause I had fallen in front of the casket saying 'good-bye'.
I'm telling you, this is my comic life.
"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?"
"'Cause it's dead!"
It will be on my tombstone...
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
#51re: I broke my foot moving a dead body...
Posted: 2/3/08 at 7:42pm
My grandmother was 105. The whole time I was praying, please don't let me drop her!! I swear, those things are heavy.
I don't know how I would have handled what happened to you. I really don't!! I think I would have been freaked out.
#52re: I broke my foot moving a dead body...
Posted: 2/3/08 at 7:47pm
ME TOO!!! *just don't drop, just don't drop--maybe they won't notice the shoes...*
Well, I didn't drop her (my Grandma).
Just got dropped upon (by Neighbor/Friend).
Payback is a bitch...and I think both our Grandma's are giggggggggling. (how can you not!)
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
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#54re: I broke my foot moving a dead body...
Posted: 2/3/08 at 7:55pm
Quel dommage, Fromage!
That's what I'm talking about.
Too funny!!
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
#55re: I broke my foot moving a dead body...
Posted: 2/3/08 at 9:21pm
She must have had a really thick head in order to break a toe ! I mean...how ???
What an amazing incident !!!
Updated On: 2/3/08 at 09:21 PM
#56re: I broke my foot moving a dead body...
Posted: 2/3/08 at 9:39pm
Thick head AND dead weight.
(I really did love her, but she did have a thick head, in all respects...)
this is actually making me feel better. Thanks.
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
#57re: I broke my foot moving a dead body...
Posted: 2/3/08 at 9:42pm
Did she belong to the Christian right ? or perhaps voted Republican ? That would explain a lot 
#58re: I broke my foot moving a dead body...
Posted: 2/3/08 at 9:50pm
Actually, she was Jewish and that explains nothing. Except that she wouldn't eat my jambalaya...
She was what she was, and I now miss her for her being who she was.
She did enjoy my music. And my photography. And my artistic sense.
She most certainly liked our time together. Except for my TV noise, maybe...
*sigh*
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
#59re: I broke my foot moving a dead body...
Posted: 2/3/08 at 10:07pmOh, come on, you were doing fine so far, don't get sad ! I'm sure she'd have a blast of what happened and she'd hate to see you blue (soul...and foot)! LOL
#60re: I broke my foot moving a dead body...
Posted: 2/3/08 at 10:20pm
comfort are your words.
blue is blue as is my foot.
bad haiku. need jokes.
....or better/real haiku. 
And YAY Giants!
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
#61re: I broke my foot moving a dead body...
Posted: 2/3/08 at 11:36pm
Oh good Lord! What a thread jack. Really. However, greekmusicalfan, your avatar....wow. Tom, your poor neighbor. But damn...that avatar. And the Heath/ironic post from Namo.
I'm tossed with this thread. Not sure what I feel now.
#62re: I broke my foot moving a dead body...
Posted: 2/4/08 at 1:56pmIsn't Chase TO DIE FOR (staying in the thread) !!!! And he is MINE, back off, you vultures LOLOLOL
#63re: I broke my foot moving a dead body...
Posted: 2/4/08 at 4:32pm
Yeah, he could break my foot any day! LOL!
And then take care of me... Ya know, do my shopping, etc.
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana." GMarx
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