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#1

I don't wanna live to 109


And here's why!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali
#2

re: I don't wanna live to 109

You don't want a chubby girl screaming in your ear?
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#4

re: I don't wanna live to 109

When I get older (hopefully not THAT old), I am going to cuss like a sailor and call people skanks and whores left and right and then blame it on the age.
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#5

re: I don't wanna live to 109

I do that now.

So does Danmag...
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2
#7

re: I don't wanna live to 109

"When I get older (hopefully not THAT old), I am going to cuss like a sailor and call people skanks and whores left and right and then blame it on the age."

And than go star in a production of THE FULL MONTY at Papermill?
#8

re: I don't wanna live to 109

I have just decided that I am for sure going to "Joan Rivers" myself as an elder and am going to start flossing so that I don't loose my teeth!
#9

re: I don't wanna live to 109

Jordan - Why yes I will. I will let my old freak fly!
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
#10

re: I don't wanna live to 109

Also, Borstalboy...I don't know if that is you in your avatar (I like to pretend it is though) but, every time I see it I swoon a little!


P.S. The comments on the page say that she is now dead. I'm happy for her because she is definately in a better place...one where they don't post youtube videos of you with the intent of you being a joke.

Updated On: 7/6/09 at 08:37 PM

#11

re: I don't wanna live to 109

I don't have a specific age in mind, but I've given my kids many, many situations where I should be put out of my/their misery.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#12

re: I don't wanna live to 109

Poor lady. Why in the world would they do that to her?

You know it isn't enough to just tell your kids, madbrian. You need a living will.

"Also, Borstalboy...I don't know if that is you in your avatar (I like to pretend it is though) but, every time I see it I swoon a little!"

Are you serious, MTVMANN? Not about the swooning part, I get that, but Borstalboy's avatar is none other than Christopher Meloni, I'm guessing in the guise of Keller from Oz. He's on TV a couple dozen times a week as Detective Stabler in a little-known series called Law & Order SVU.
Christopher Meloni
#15

re: I don't wanna live to 109

But hopefully it WILL be me. Except I'll be beating my aide with a cane and waving a bottle of Patron around...
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