I hate beer!
I hate beer!
#1I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 10:47am
So last night my freind was driving home and someone had thrown a beer can onto the road. He hit it and almost swerved into a ditch! He's fine, but I hope all beer cans everywhere get recycled. It would serve them right.
Oh, and his tire got a little mark on it.
....but the world goes 'round
Updated On: 11/15/07 at 10:47 AM
#2re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 10:48amWhat about the beer?
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#2re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 10:49amPlease, stagey, shut up. You've probably never even SEEN a beer.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#3re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 10:50am
**** the beer!
Did you not hear that my tire has a barely noticeable mark on it?
....but the world goes 'round
Updated On: 11/15/07 at 10:50 AM
#4re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 10:51amThat's awful. Are you okay?????
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#5re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 10:51am
I'll bet beer has caused a lot more accidents than deer.
As has fear.
And Richard Gere.
chris d
Broadway Star Joined: 4/21/07
#7re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 10:53am
chris, how can you watch the Simpsons right now????!!!!
My freind just almost had as accident!!
....but the world goes 'round
#8re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 10:54amBefore anyone thinks my initial comment was snide, let it be known that I'm a teetotaler and thus an alcoholic drink advocate.
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#9re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 10:54amwhat kind of beer was it?
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#13re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 11:00amLet me clarify my post above. I don't advocate drinking alcoholic beverages, but I advocate for alcoholic beverages. See the difference?
Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
chris d
Broadway Star Joined: 4/21/07
#14re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 11:02am
chris, how can you watch the Simpsons right now????!!!!
My freind just almost had as accident!!
it's a concern a serious concern.
#15re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 11:12amI still don't know who Jason is.
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#17re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 11:17am
Jason is the teacher who came here looking for a young girlfriend.
The quest was successful.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#18re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 11:23am
"Jason is the teacher who came here looking for a young girlfriend.
The quest was successful."
Another disaster most likely caused by beer.
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
chris d
Broadway Star Joined: 4/21/07
#19re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 11:27am
beer. the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. 
#20re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 11:34am
ArtScallion- I just laughed very loudly at work, and attracted a lot of attention. Please refrain from hilarity in your forthcoming posts.
Thank you.
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#21re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 11:35am
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#22re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 11:38am
uuummmmm. tastes like venison.
"I'm an American, Damnit!!! And if it's three things I don't believe in, it's quitting and math."
#23re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 1:32pm
I hate beer as well.
Humans drink it, then try to drive through the area where I live.
One of them killed my wife!
"This thread has just crossed over to BEST THREAD OF THE DAY land. It might have won the BEST THREAD OF THE WEEK award, were it not for stupid deer."
RobbieJ
"This is almost as good as the deer thread.
BillyGoatGirl300
"Ugly people shouldn't mate"
AngryDeer
RobbieJ
"This is almost as good as the deer thread.
BillyGoatGirl300
"Ugly people shouldn't mate"
AngryDeer
#24re: I hate beer!
Posted: 11/15/07 at 2:07pm
the human didn't kill your wife, the beer made him do it.
....but the world goes 'round
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