I just got on the f*****g scale and it says I have gained 15 pounds this week. Can that be? Can 3 daily mojitos, birthday cake, and a few overpriced restaurant dinners do all that in one week?
Dame, drink a lot of water for a week and you'll see a lot of that dissapear.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
ouch. I have about 20 lbs I wanna lose too. preferably within a month.
Dare I ask where?
I am getting back on the program this wek. Lots of water and the treadmill every day.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
well, I just tried to cram MY fat ass into a pair of jeans. I heard something behind me, looked, and realized my pants were actually laughing at me!!!
That's nothing Marc. My jeans were SCREAMING in pain when I tried to put them on. They were begging me to stop!
Marc;
That wasn't laughter. That was your pants screaming in pain. I know; mine do the same thing.
Didn't you recognize me without the paper bag?
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
i just stopped putting clothes on, solves the problem entirely.
Thats what I tried doing. But then my lover keeps attacking me.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
Lol Mistress. That made me laugh.
The best exercise and most fun way to lose weight.
Yes. Thats true. And if you get atacked the right way you are also having a meal while burning some calories.
jRB,
When I do the attacking there will be lots of things burning. Not only the calories.
Ooooh, Dame is a kinky one. He uses fire!
I don't use fire. But we would both feel like we are on fire .
*fans himself
Just take a cool shower and we can start all over again.
I can't until Phanty gets out. He's such a shower whore!
Just get in there with him
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