Heh! In my newspaper there were some funny quotes (well, the "most favorite" quotes) from various seasons, here are a few:
"To quote Morgan Freeman from almost any movie, 'You should have listened to me, white girl.'"-- Karen
"I had another sex dream last night. This time, I was in the shower with Barack Obama. O-bama! He was barockin' my world." -- Grace
And of course, who could forget this one...
"Just Jack!"--Jack
The course of true love never did run smooth.