I'll Never Eat Corn Flakes Again

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 2/3/10 at 8:15pm

Doing some research I came across this tidbit -

John Harvey Kellogg, the founder of Kelloggs cereal, invented Corn Flakes to reduce sexual desire and curb the "epidemic" of masturbation. Besides "castrating" people with high-carb breakfast foods, Kellogg also recommended that small boys (not infants) be circumcised without anesthetic so they would forever associate the penis with pain. He also thought that women should have their clitorises treated with carbolic acid to prevent what he called "abnormal excitement." As a side note, Sylvester Graham invented the Graham Cracker believing it would also diminish male sexual desire.

[I<3bway]

Posted: 2/3/10 at 8:20pm

Never really liked Corn Flakes. The only think I associate with them is blandness. And never really liked Graham crackers either. I always thought they tasted like cardboard doused in cinnamon. Yuck.



Now speaking of sexual desire, ever had a one night stand with a box of Lucky Charms, a gallon of milk, and spoons? AH-MAZING!!!

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 2/3/10 at 8:28pm

BORING

Chocolate Cheerios . Now you're talking

[SweetQintheLights]

Posted: 2/3/10 at 8:29pm

Same thing for graham crackers.

Someone posted about this a while ago.

[wexy]

Posted: 2/3/10 at 10:51pm

But they've always had that****on the box of corn flakes

[Marquise]

Posted: 2/4/10 at 12:36am

^ did you mean c0ck?

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 2/4/10 at 12:50am

Marquise, you crazy ho! I thought you left for good when you went to that ashram or whatever it was.

Welcome back, baby. You bananas, but you are truly part of the fabric of the quilt of BWW.

[Marquise]

Posted: 2/4/10 at 12:56am

Luv u, livin' u, lovin' u Phyllis! xoxoxo

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 2/4/10 at 12:57am

Let's toast to a new era.

[Marquise]

Posted: 2/4/10 at 1:16am

Yes let's toast to new era Phyllis! CHEERS!

[Marquise]

Posted: 2/4/10 at 1:23am

I love Corn Flakes with sliced bananas. Corn Flakes has yet to stunt my sex drive and I've eaten them for years.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 2/4/10 at 1:32am

LOVE ME some cornflakes. And sex drive is still not stunted. Marquise, apparently we are the lucky ones to escape this travesty.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 2/4/10 at 10:16am

Corn Flakes are great crushed on top of half chocolate and half coffee ice cream...and thinking of that gave me a boner.

So there, Mr's Kelloggs!

Posted: 2/4/10 at 12:27pm

You really need to read the Road to Wellville.