I'll Never Eat Corn Flakes Again

Doing some research I came across this tidbit -

John Harvey Kellogg, the founder of Kelloggs cereal, invented Corn Flakes to reduce sexual desire and curb the "epidemic" of masturbation. Besides "castrating" people with high-carb breakfast foods, Kellogg also recommended that small boys (not infants) be circumcised without anesthetic so they would forever associate the penis with pain. He also thought that women should have their clitorises treated with carbolic acid to prevent what he called "abnormal excitement." As a side note, Sylvester Graham invented the Graham Cracker believing it would also diminish male sexual desire.

BORING

Chocolate Cheerios . Now you're talking

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But they've always had that****on the box of corn flakes

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Marquise, you crazy ho! I thought you left for good when you went to that ashram or whatever it was.

Welcome back, baby. You bananas, but you are truly part of the fabric of the quilt of BWW.

Let's toast to a new era.

I love Corn Flakes with sliced bananas. Corn Flakes has yet to stunt my sex drive and I've eaten them for years.

Corn Flakes are great crushed on top of half chocolate and half coffee ice cream...and thinking of that gave me a boner.

So there, Mr's Kelloggs!

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