Maybe you could become the new David Horowitz. You seem to have a knack for annoying companies until they do whatever you want and then some to get you to go away. Maybe there's a future in consumer advocacy.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello