#1
Posted: 4/13/08 at 7:53pm
I'm about to walk to the corner store and buy some Chips Ahoy I swear. I'm trying not to eat any sweets except fruit but I'm having a weak moment here. What do I do?
I'm about to run out and get cookies--please help
#2
Posted: 4/13/08 at 7:54pm
...don't go?
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#3
Posted: 4/13/08 at 7:54pm
deep breaths until the urge goes away. This is a serious reply.
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#4
Posted: 4/13/08 at 7:54pm
Give in, and then blame somebody else.
#6
Posted: 4/13/08 at 7:56pm
Sometimes it helps to walk to the store, and read the nutrition information on the Chips Ahoy. It usually grosses me out so much I cant go through with it.
#7
Posted: 4/13/08 at 7:56pm
Drink a few glassese of water.
"Zac is sweet as can be. He's very much just a sweet kid from California who happens to have a face that looks like it was drawn by Michelangelo, (if Michelangelo did anime)."
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-Adam Shankman.
"I haven't left this building since Windows 3.1!"
"Celebrating a birthday this week: Rene Descartes is 412! Do you know who he is? Then why are you watching this show? You could probably get into college and even get one of those job things. As for the rest of us; Amanda Bynes is 22! Yay!"
-E!'s "The Soup"
#8
Posted: 4/13/08 at 7:57pm
You can have no Chips Ahoy or Oreos after you die so get them now & enjoy.
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#9
Posted: 4/13/08 at 7:58pm
Sorry, just seemed like an appropriate time.
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#10
Posted: 4/13/08 at 8:02pm
Great picture
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#12
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Posted: 4/13/08 at 8:15pm
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
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#13
Posted: 4/13/08 at 8:15pm
buy some of those chips ahoy 100 calorie packs.
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"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#14
Posted: 4/13/08 at 8:16pm
Don't screw things up this late in the day.
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#15
Posted: 4/13/08 at 8:19pm
Everytime you eat a cookie example 200 calories....go to the gym afterwards and run in the threadmill or ride a bike and consume that same colories.....
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#17
Posted: 4/13/08 at 8:36pm
Mmmmmm Chips Ahoy! Have you had the "Soft Baked" kind? They are so good! With a cold glass of milk? Mmmmmm. It's even better if you take a couple and microwave them for about 10 seconds- the chips melt and the cookies get warm and chewy! Oh God!
#18
Posted: 4/13/08 at 8:37pm
now that is just mean
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#19
Posted: 4/13/08 at 8:38pm
*validates Joe's bitch card*
now you don't have to pay for parking!
now you don't have to pay for parking!
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#20
Posted: 4/13/08 at 8:39pm
Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#21
Posted: 4/13/08 at 8:51pm
What did I do? Those cookies are crazy delicious. Have you ever taken the big bakery Chocolate Chip Cookies and sandwiched two around a scoop of Chocolate Chip Ice Cream? Oh man, that is something! I saw once on Martha Stewart she did that and then dipped them in MELTED CHOCOLATE and put 'em in the freezer till the chocoate hardened.
I'm gonna see if my Boyfriend will get some Brownies- Chocolate Chip cookies sound good but warm brownies with a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream on top? OH MAN!
I'm gonna see if my Boyfriend will get some Brownies- Chocolate Chip cookies sound good but warm brownies with a scoop of Vanilla Ice Cream on top? OH MAN!
#22
Posted: 4/13/08 at 8:54pm
joe i was just about over it til your last post....... now I am trippin again
#23
Posted: 4/13/08 at 9:01pm
Google pictures of the world's fattest man. That'll keep you from eating sweet things for a very long time.
#24
Posted: 4/13/08 at 9:02pm
remember that photo of the worlds fattest twins? They were on bikes. LOL.
....but the world goes 'round
#25
Posted: 4/13/08 at 9:05pm
Me & my twin brother Moe on our way home from Baskin Robbins
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