I'm an Uncle !
I'm an Uncle !
#0I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:15pmMy niece was born in Austin today. Her name is Phoebe Elaine (not crazy about that, but what can you do?) and she is 17 pounds and 19 inches. She is the first grandchild of my parents. My mom and I agreed we'll just call her Betty.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#1re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:16pm
Hun, if she is 17 pounds, and she was born today... then you should be booking 'Maury' today!
EDIT- Congrats to you and your family!
Hamlet's father.
Updated On: 12/13/04 at 03:16 PM
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#2re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:17pm
a.) Congrats.
b.) OUCH.. poor girl.. born in Texas. I feel her pain.
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#3re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:18pmThat is a HUGE baby! Congrats!
It started with a sipmle idea, collecting one paper clip for every life lost, the feelings that connect us...are greater than those that divide us!
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#4re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:21pmCongratulations! And my especial congratulations to the mother- 17 pounds? Wow.
#5re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:22pmNo really, Matt, tell me it's a typo. I was 8 pounds and everyone says I was huge! Maybe the baby was 7 pounds? If not... I apologize for the tongue and cheek nature of my post. That's quite a feat. Even if it seems biologically impossible.
Hamlet's father.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#6re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:24pm
Congratulations!
It HAS to be a typo...dear lord!
Matt, having a niece is the most wonderful gift! Enjoy every moment!
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
broadwayguy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/03
#7re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:30pmif it WERE 17 lbs, forget the big baby, that'd be one SCARY man eating vagina..... we shall her Audrey II.
lostwallflower
Leading Actor Joined: 2/20/04
#8re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:31pmBG2... you are brilliant.
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#9re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:32pm
"Feed me Seymour."
"Um... sure, OK."
Hamlet's father.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
The Grovers Corners Yenta
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/3/04
#11re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:35pmCongrats on becoming an uncle. I remember when I became an aunt 9 yrs ago. I was on cloud nine! Please tell me that her weight is a typo.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#12re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:39pmHey, Captain_Obvious, I think I know that girl.
Hamlet's father.
imcuteloveme
Broadway Star Joined: 9/8/04
#13re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:42pmCongrats!
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This is broadly true. But Heaven has the best choreographers."
- Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#14re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 3:49pm
congrats,
And OUCH!!!
haha that's funny Audrey II..
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
MaTakeALookAtMe
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/13/04
#15re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 5:53pm
Congrats...being an Uncle is great!
17 pounds????? surely not...
and man eating vagina...yuck no matter how you read it...
#16re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 5:55pmWonderful. Congrats!
#17re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 5:58pmCongratulations! That's great!
I have my books and my poetry to protect me...
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#19re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 6:03pmCongrats Matt! Being the aunt, or uncle is the best! You get to spoil rotten and NO diapers! But please tell us 17 is a typo. I had a friend whose babies were born at 13 and 15 pounds so there is a possibility.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
Corine2
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/14/03
#20re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 6:05pm
Congratulations Matt.
It is so much fun being an Auntie or Uncle. You can spoil them.
Baby Gap, is so much fun. 
PS I was 6 pounds. I hope your sister is ok. 17 POUNDS. OUCH.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#21re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 6:05pmMatt - congrats. If 17 ISN'T a typo, then it IS true they grow everything bigger in Texas.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
amasis
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/7/04
#23re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 6:08pm
Congrats, Matt!
Also hoping that 17 is a typo, but well... congratulations either way. 
camerangel
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/30/04
#24re: I'm an Uncle !
Posted: 12/13/04 at 6:13pmThat's not a baby , that's a toddler!
"All work and no smut makes Cammy lose her edge." ~DG
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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