"I'm not a witch"

#1

"I'm not a witch"

Posted: 10/5/10 at 8:13am

OK, so this is a real political ad for Christine O'Donnell. I know, I know, it would make the folks at the Onion or SNL jealous, put this is an actual ad put out by her campaign.

The fact that folks like her, Angle, Paul, Miller, and others may wind up in the senate says a lot about our electorate.
I'm Not A Witch

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#2

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 8:19am

OK, so that ad basically tells us nothing. Except that she's not a witch. WTF?

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#3

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 9:32am

This is my favorite comment -

"she is? not like me, BECAUSE? I LOVE SEX"

#4

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 9:41am

"None of us are perfect"?

Maybe not, but many of us do better with our grammar.

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#5

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 10:55am

Most of those comments are pretty funny but some are a little scary.

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#6

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 11:13am

Not sure who's scarier, O'Donnell, or Palladino; and the ilk that support these two.

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#7

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 11:43am

Palladino is scary too, yeah.

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#8

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 3:21pm

Christine, you may not be a witch....but you certainly are an *sshole.

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#9

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 3:25pm

I love you, DanMag. Miss you, too!

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#10

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 3:27pm

It became pretty common when I interned at the Capitol to call Paladino either Uncle Fester or The Landlord (since Mr. Tea Party is a government building landlord).

#11

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 3:30pm

Miss you too, Deet!! We need to get some drinks in the near future. But we are not inviting Christine O'Donnell. She's too spooky.

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"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

#12

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 3:33pm

Danmag! Stock and I missed you at the last coven!

#13

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 4:16pm

I was home making voodoo dolls.

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"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

#14

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 5:01pm

Translation:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enmCjZEQcNI

#15

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 5:13pm

If you WERE me, you'd love to masturbate, too.
Tell Christine O'Donnel: You are not me.

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#16

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 5:49pm

Truly jaw dropping performance art. I am trying to imagine what the so-called "Liberal media" would do to a Democrat who released a commercial so asinine.

I actually got pen & paper to try to diagram the reasons to vote for Christine O'Donnell and came up with: 1) Not a witch. 2) Stupid like me.

Updated On: 10/6/10 at 05:49 PM

#17

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 9:16pm

Danmag! Stock and I missed you at the last coven!

LOL

I was home making voodoo dolls.

And, LOL again!

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#18

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 9:25pm

Homemade is best. I can't believe Stock still buys hers from MarthaStewart.com.

#19

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/5/10 at 9:45pm

I'm just not that handy with a needle and thread.

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#20

'I'm not a witch'

Posted: 10/6/10 at 9:48am

A brilliant summation, Joe.

It's like Darren Stephens wrote her ad campaign.