I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
#1I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/5/09 at 1:16pm
And I need to find a different crust for my cheesecake.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Graham
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#2re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/5/09 at 1:49pmIf I remember correctly corn flakes were also invented to be part of a bland diet to help repress those nasty sexual urges.
Phyllis Rogers Stone
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
#2re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/5/09 at 1:53pmMost graham crackers now have bleached white flour in them, so you're safe if you're worried about your pie crust repressing your urges.
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#3re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/5/09 at 1:57pmSince Graham died at 57, his diet didn't seem to have any life-prolonging benefits and he probably didn't enjoy the years that he did have very much.
#4re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/5/09 at 2:01pm
Then no Kellogg cereals for you, either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
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#5re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/5/09 at 6:00pm
How many times have I told Mr Roxy to stop eating Graham Crackers?
Did he listen to me? Noooooooooooooooooooo!
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#6re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/5/09 at 7:39pmI don't think I'd quit eating Graham crackers even if they did repress sexual urges. That can be handy every now and then.
nygrl232
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/08
#7re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/6/09 at 4:11amWell, he was a little too fixated on sex and used food instead of religion to get followers, but the diet he advocated was pretty good advice. He was probably just weird.
#8re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/6/09 at 11:37am
"His favorite device was an enema machine that could rapidly instill several gallons of water in a series of enemas. Every water enema was followed by a pint of yogurt — half was eaten, the other half was administered by enema."
uhhh... O_O
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#9re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:07pmAnd then it meets in the middle!
#10re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:09pmTalk about Gogurt!
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#11re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:09pm*covers eyes* my innocence!
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Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
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#12re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:41pm
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew...ABBA? I haven't seen you in ages!
And the "ew"ing was for the yogurt, not Abba.
#13re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:45pm
lol
i'm reading that thinking "ew ew ew ew ew ABBA what? what are you trying to say?" XD
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"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
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"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
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#14re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:46pm
Nope, I promise, I'd never! Sorry, lol!
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#15re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again
Posted: 10/6/09 at 2:29pmCheesecake tastes far superior with a shortbread crust, anyway.
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