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#2

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

If I remember correctly corn flakes were also invented to be part of a bland diet to help repress those nasty sexual urges.
#3

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Most graham crackers now have bleached white flour in them, so you're safe if you're worried about your pie crust repressing your urges.
#4

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Since Graham died at 57, his diet didn't seem to have any life-prolonging benefits and he probably didn't enjoy the years that he did have very much.
#6

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again



How many times have I told Mr Roxy to stop eating Graham Crackers?

Did he listen to me? Noooooooooooooooooooo!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#8

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Well, he was a little too fixated on sex and used food instead of religion to get followers, but the diet he advocated was pretty good advice. He was probably just weird.
#9

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

"His favorite device was an enema machine that could rapidly instill several gallons of water in a series of enemas. Every water enema was followed by a pint of yogurt — half was eaten, the other half was administered by enema."

uhhh... O_O
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#11

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Talk about Gogurt!
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#12

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

*covers eyes* my innocence!
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"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp

"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo

"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
#14

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

lol
i'm reading that thinking "ew ew ew ew ew ABBA what? what are you trying to say?" XD
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"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp

"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo

"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK

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