I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

#1

I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/5/09 at 1:16pm

And I need to find a different crust for my cheesecake.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Graham

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#2

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/5/09 at 1:49pm

If I remember correctly corn flakes were also invented to be part of a bland diet to help repress those nasty sexual urges.

#3

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/5/09 at 1:53pm

Most graham crackers now have bleached white flour in them, so you're safe if you're worried about your pie crust repressing your urges.

#4

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/5/09 at 1:57pm

Since Graham died at 57, his diet didn't seem to have any life-prolonging benefits and he probably didn't enjoy the years that he did have very much.

#5

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/5/09 at 2:01pm

Then no Kellogg cereals for you, either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg

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#6

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/5/09 at 6:00pm

How many times have I told Mr Roxy to stop eating Graham Crackers?

Did he listen to me? Noooooooooooooooooooo!

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#7

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/5/09 at 7:39pm

I don't think I'd quit eating Graham crackers even if they did repress sexual urges. That can be handy every now and then.

#8

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/6/09 at 4:11am

Well, he was a little too fixated on sex and used food instead of religion to get followers, but the diet he advocated was pretty good advice. He was probably just weird.

#9

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/6/09 at 11:37am

"His favorite device was an enema machine that could rapidly instill several gallons of water in a series of enemas. Every water enema was followed by a pint of yogurt — half was eaten, the other half was administered by enema."

uhhh... O_O

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#10

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:07pm

And then it meets in the middle!

#11

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:09pm

Talk about Gogurt!

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#12

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:09pm

*covers eyes* my innocence!

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"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo

"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK

#13

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:41pm

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew...ABBA? I haven't seen you in ages!

And the "ew"ing was for the yogurt, not Abba.

#14

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:45pm

lol
i'm reading that thinking "ew ew ew ew ew ABBA what? what are you trying to say?" XD

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Less is more
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"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp

"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo

"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK

#15

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/6/09 at 12:46pm

Nope, I promise, I'd never! Sorry, lol!

#16

re: I may never eat a Graham Cracker again

Posted: 10/6/09 at 2:29pm

Cheesecake tastes far superior with a shortbread crust, anyway.