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#1

I missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 6:18am

Helloooooooo!

Zola's sticking his big ass in here again to say hi to everyone. I've been hibernating since the election but now that it's Groundhog Day, I thought I'd come out and give you all a big sloppy wet one.

How are all my be-yothches?

Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

Updated On: 2/2/05 at 06:18 AM

#2

re: I missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 6:26am

Well, as I live and breathe!
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#3

re: I missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 6:27am

This place just hasn't been the same since the great migration. Welcome home!
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#4

re: I missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 6:32am

Was there a Great Migration? We should have a big-gulp cocktail and you can fill me in.

I think I'll stick around for a while if for no other reason than to give the moderators and Republicans a big ol' headache. Then, of course, I could raise the issue of the Pope being hospitalized...

Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.

Updated On: 2/2/05 at 06:32 AM

#5

re: I missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 6:42am

welcome back!
awkward.

"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

#6

re: I missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 6:57am

Sweet merciful Jesus, it's Zola!!! Welcome back you smart, sexy, handsome stud! How I have missed you. How they hangin'?
#7

re: I missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 7:06am

Hey SOMMS! Everything is supercalifragiliciousexpialidocious with me. I just finished up my film for Falcon and now I'm taking the rest of the winter off.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#8

re: I missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 7:21am

What Falcon film was it?
Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.
#9

re: I missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 7:35am

Good for you Z. I know that your work is exhausting. re: I missed you all
#10

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 7:45am

the prodigal assassin returns! welcome back, zoles. dammit, now i have to start actually making sense once in a while.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#11

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 7:50am

Welcome back Zola!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#12

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 8:09am

Papa, any news on when your confirmation hearing will be?

Word is Chertoff is going down in flames with Kerik, and Bush will tap you to head up Homeland Security. Barbara Boxer whispered this at our Falcon wrap party. She said Ann Coulter is sewing your armband.

(Hey, straight people -- did you like how I wrote "bush will tap you"? hehehehehe)
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#13

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 8:17am

get outta my head, zola! i had a dream last night that bush came to me and asked me to run for congress and i woke up laughing so hard i nearly puked. the only way you'd get me on the stand like that is with the promise of unlimited tax free cash and homeland security is after all a gov't post, not a halliburton contract.

how is babs? is there any truth to the rumor that she slipped the meth to uncle teddy before that speech?

annie and i are not speaking since that night at the watergate when she decided to impersonate a hoover on my marching powder and the tapping line is great on so many levels given bush's glory days as keg-meister at skull and bones (what? that's not what you meant? really?).
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#14

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 8:23am

Zola, please interpret:

If Bush sees his shadow tonight, will we have 6 more years of war?

Welcome home.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
#15

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 10:44am

Holy mutherf*cking sh*t.

YOU OWE ME SOMETHING, LA PLAYA! DON'T MAKE ME CALL YOU OUT ON IT LIKE YOUR SOME NASTY BOOTLEGGER DUPING UNSUSPECTING FOLKS!!!

Yeah...you missed a lot.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#16

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 10:50am

And if we could film that..."something"... WE could bootleg it and make some cashy cash!
#17

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 10:51am

I've heard you don't even have to film things to bootleg them these days.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#18

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 10:52am

I know you came back, just for me you big sissy!!
"I'm learning to dig deep down inside and find the truth within myself and put that out. I think what we identify with in popular music more than anything else is when someone just shares a truth that we can relate to. That's what I'm searching for in my music." - Ron Bohmer

"I broke the boundaries. It wasn't cool to be in plays- especially if you were in sports & I was in both." - Ashton Kutcher
#19

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 11:12am

He came back for me! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
"I knew this was probably going to happen." - Rathnait62
#20

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 11:32am

Oh my.
#22

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 11:58am

I will look for you on FVP 928 - Frat Hazing 4: Eata Byta Zola

Good to see you again! You were missed.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#23

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 12:32pm

Only Zola and Nancy LaMott could bring me back here. Now if only Zola could bring back Nancy LaMott.

Updated On: 2/2/05 at 12:32 PM

#24

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 12:33pm

how unfortunate.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#25

re: i missed you all

Posted: 2/2/05 at 12:37pm

I wasn't aware you were gone.
"I knew this was probably going to happen." - Rathnait62

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